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not me!!!!!
don't have one.
td.
1984
DerFarm
Brave New World
Spark Plug Casing
braindead.
but lovin' every minute of it!
td.
td..
show me thine way...
ChickenWolfMoosePig :eek:
brillo pads.
chair
IRRITABLE
Cabbage
I get mad at my car sometimes too!
oh, my achin' head...
rhombus
oh, and moist
td.
Great hairy japaneese bastards
Oof!
Suits you sir.
td.
Sucky, Sucky 10 dollar
a bird in the hand, is worth two slags in a bush
nah, i've seen your bird, and she's not.
td.
My New Honda Accord
now now tumblingdown, that's not a very nice thing to say about your mum
maybe not, but a least my mum doesn't charge for it!
td.
That's true, but your mum is paying me
I know, she pays me too. Great ;-)
td.
(doesn't your dad pay you for the privalidge also?)
LOL, ok let's curb the parent jokes, no offence ment or taken
Ian
no. you've really offended me.
i'm so upset, i can hardly concentrate on the bj your mum is giving me right now.
(oops, couldn't help that one. it just slipped out - ooo-er, don't you just love toilet humour;-)
only kidding.
td.
so, you want to play dirty to you. time to get out the big guns ( you were warned)
your mama
when she dances she makes the band skip
her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton
when she crosses the street, cars look out for her
After she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party
Her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up
She can't stand on a basketball court for 3 seconds without getting called for a key violation
She was baptized in tartar sauce
When you hang up her picture the whole wall comes down
When she was a kid she could only play seek
When she runs, car alarms go off
It took five UFOs to abduct her
When I ask for Kool-Aid, she runs through the wall
She went swimming in the ocean and the Spanish claimed her as a new continent
She has to wear a sock on each toe
The police showed her a picture of her feet and she could not identify them
She broke the family tree
You have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through
She's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat
The only pictures they have of her are via satellite
She makes Free Willy look like a Tic Tac
When she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live
She went to a liquor store and bought a 40 oz of gravy
Instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load
I shot the ***** and Crisco came out
She eats pumpkin pies like Skittles
She sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider
When I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in
When she wears corduroy pants the ridges flatten out
They had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits everybody but yo mama"
She uses bowling balls for earrings
When I swerved to avoid hitting her on the road, I ran out of gas
She stepped on my cat's tail and now I call him "Beaver"
She tried to get a tan and the sun burned out
All her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor
She fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!"
You can pinch an inch on her forehead
She gets her toenails painted at Earl Schieb's
Every time she eats at McDonald's, they have to go outside and double the number on the sign
Her ass has its own congressman
All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
She bungee jumped and went straight to hell
She has to put her belt on with a boomerang
She installed chairs in the refrigerator
When your family brings home groceries they need to hire a rodeo clown to distract her
She wore a Malcom X shirt and helicopters tried to land on her
She fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up
The last time she saw 90210 was on a scale
She has to wear Levi 1002s
When she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton
She couldn't star in Forrest Gump because she kept eating the box of chocolates
She auditioned for Indiana Jones and got the part of the big rolling ball
Her blood type is Ragu
Her nickname is "DAMN"
She stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the f*** off
beef
Ian mate, you know yo mamma makes Annabelle Chong look Clean!
td.
is that the best you can do, 15-luv to mr baker. tumbling down to serve
(It's amazing what you do on a friday afternoon, when you really can't be arsed to work, and you leaving in a weeks time anyway)
you win Ian, i gotta run.
Next time, i'll moiderise ya ;-)
take it easy.
td.