"Hello, would you like to be a figment of my imagination?" :afrog:
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"Hello, would you like to be a figment of my imagination?" :afrog:
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I'm afraid, Sir, that you have already fulfilled this position. You are, you see, a figment of my imagination. Now put back on your leather apron and get dustingQuote:
Originally Posted by Wally Pipp
"Hello, do you like vicious, wanton slaughter? And do you like to be the victim?"
"You've got a real purty mouth"
That's real nice skin you're wearing there
Are you going to be walking home all by yourself later on tonight?
Propably you will need photoshop on this case.Quote:
Originally Posted by wally
Shut up and get in the car
and I'll drive you insane...Quote:
Originally Posted by demotivater
I like latex
I only talk to myself in order to avoid going mad.
Human flesh only tastes like pennies the first time.
I broke a tooth on Paul McCartney's kneecap.
Of course I listen to the voices in my head! Doesn't everyone?
You look like a bleeder, am I right?
Want to buy a laptop?
I can't find my medication anywhere; have you seen them?
Axe? What axe?
I have 200 condoms.
don't be shy, your Mother wasn't!
You look like you could be 9 !!
I've found there's no problem that a lighter and a butterknife can't solve.
"Oh you just broke up? I can empathise with you, I murdered my entire family with a billhook."
You have a really cute laugh, I bet you scream beautifully.
No that might actually work if she has a dirty mind like me.
Then pull out a knife right after you say it. That should avoid any confusion.
no, thats just going too far.
There's another one:
"I'm not happy to see you, that's a knife in my pocket."
...You gotta stop doing that to me. :rolleyes:Quote:
no, thats just going too far.
I think I've got just the right dress for you.