- Curse the silly ****er who invented the concept of incorporating an MP3 player into a mobile phone
- Curse the syphillitic leperous wigger camelspawn who use them on my bus to work every morning
- Curse the aforementioned camelspawn for never-ever-ever playing any other genre of music on the aforementioned devices of Satan other then sterile, neutered gangsta-rap and hip-hop. I mean, I could even live with chart pop, and THAT I have an almost pathological loathing of!
