If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
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If you were Jewish, I'd buy you a ham sandwich.
If you were a zit, I'd squash you first ;)
If you were a toilet...I'd probably still use the paper ass gasket.
:(
If you were fresh iced tea, I'd spit in you.
I spit on old people.
If you were an old person, I'd bite your dentures.
If you were a three-eyed frog, I'd buy you an X-Box.
Bah. XBox sucks... 360 sucks even more...
If you were a pickle, I'd put salt on you.
If you were a redhead, I'd crush your skull with a rock.
:)
If you were Heidi Klum, I'd punch you in the arm and run away.
You would only reach to her knee. She is tall..:)
BTW go to bed. It is way to late for you now...
If you were Chef from South Park, I'd make sweet sweet love to you.
Bonus question...don't cheat by googeling or the like....: "What does Chefs white cloth thingy say on the front?"
PS: Question borrowed from Pub quiz last week....God I hate pub quizes...
I think it says Chef. Right?
Yes it does...and I don't love you anymore..:(
I thought the chef saying was "Kiss the cook" :lol:
Wossy says that all the time.
You're upset because she didn't cook for you today.Quote:
Originally Posted by grilkip
I hope the afterlife is better than this.
Good Mawnin.
If you were a chocolate sundae icecream, I'd drip french fries on you.
Man, that made me want to go and buy sundae and frenchfries... I think i will. :D