I've been thinking about becoming a teacher.
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I've been thinking about becoming a teacher.
Like the saying goes, "Those that can, do. And those that cant, teach." :D ;)
It'll all end in tears...
Darn, then I'm overqualified.Quote:
Originally Posted by RobDog888
Edit Though the main reason might be that I'm poor in looking for job, but as there is always a lack for teachers... logic.
Well you could always tell them that you want to do some charity work and teach.
Sometimes I think of killing hundreds of people with nothing but a fork and an old pair of pants...
You know when, like you're all alone and in real deep thought, then you turn around and see someone standing there and you get surprised and go all spastic for a few moments?
That happened to some guy, and he got stuck! Anything he sees that wasn't in his field of vision a few moments ago keeps him spastic!!!
I'm afraid of that happening to me.
:eek2:
I hate it when that happens...
Hey, there is a huge plumber shortage, thats pays well good.
Be sure it's sex-ed. And don't forget those classics you are actually allowed to show in the classroom, such as Debbie Does Dallas. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Merri
Sometimes, I realize that I'm just one step away from doing something unexpected. For example, there's a fan in front of me, all I have to do is stick my fingers in the blades and it'll be chopped off. That's all... all I have to do is reach out.
Or I'll be at the subway, and see the high-voltage railway lines. One step off the platform, and I'm there. It's that simple.
I could just turn around and punch someone in the nose. Or stab them in the neck with a pen, because they're looking the other way, their neck is facing me, and I have a pen in my hand. One quick swipe is all it takes.
It's almost too easy. :shiftyeyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
'blowing in the wind?
You're in a crowded subway. There's nothing stopping you from peeing right in your pants.
Thinking about microsoft...
..."and those who can't teach take PE and geography."Quote:
"Those that can, do. And those that cant, teach."
Hmm my sisters a teacher........think you hit it on the head there :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by zaza
I don't understand how any school system in America retain their teachers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Merri
From my experience, teachers in America have
1) Horrible pay.
I know one teacher who moonlighted as a ticket ripper at a Theater.
2) Usually work many hours overtime, probably without pay.
3) Have to deal with bratty apathetic kids, made worse by caffine, sugar and taking rap/emo/metal music too seriously.
Most of the teachers I had were good and dedicated. But the few bad and incompetent teachers I had were never removed because they have tenure and there is no review system.
Yeah, me too, but when I tried to act on that thought, I couldn't find even ONE person who had nothing but a fork and an old pair of pants. Found someone with a spoon, but it just wasn't the same.Quote:
Originally Posted by crptcblade
Try doing it with a straw, paper clip, and a rubber band... Very lethal combination.
Hey, its MacGuyver everyone! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
yeah, i've got some people calling me that back here... they say i look like him.. i'm scared..
Enjoy your mullet.
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Originally Posted by SLH
When I Get Angry I Imaging A Scenario of Wiping Out Whatever is in Front Of me, Then Just After That I Bend Down And Put My hands on the Floor Cause Once When I Had Those Visions It Turned Out Like That 100% and Even The Expression On the Guys Face After He Got A Bleed'n Lip Was the Same - -THE SAME!!!!
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Originally Posted by Merri
I do, and so do several other people. It's soft and fluffy... :thumb:
My hair was cut off after taking that picture of me. They said it smelled.
I wouldnt admit that :eek:
I love it how in English "hair" means all kinds of hair, not just the hair on your head.
I gotta agree with this guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Codehammer