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"I should never have sodomized that phone"
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"That will be my bankrupcy lawyer on the phone"
Sorry bout spellen
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"I wish i never made that bet with my mate bill about falling into a new life a wrench monkey"
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Originally Posted by I_Love_My_Vans
"I wish i never made that bet with my mate bill about falling into a new life a wrench monkey"
ha, ha :D
Keep them coming!
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"Yes, How do i access my financial state..." vorp, "ohhhh crap"
I have too much time
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Its not the same guy! Fraud!!!! :lol:
The banker guy has his hair parted on the side and the mechanic guy has it parted in the center. :p
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Nothing that a comb couldn't fix. I think it's the same guy.
I was going to mention moving to Las Vegas for the low-cost buffets, but I'd rather kick it in as a partial effect.
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Ok, then how about the weight difference?
I was in Vegas just about 2 weeks ago and maybe that would be a good place to move to. I can fix up my car without having to worry about passing any freaking smogg tests. :D
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Originally Posted by RobDog888
Ok, then how about the weight difference?
Weight is different; hair a little different...that is part of the before and after... ;)
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Ok, I confess, its me. :(
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Originally Posted by RobDog888
Ok, I confess, its me. :(
It's just for fun - the crazier the better...dialogue, caption, whatever... :D :)
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So you want 2 pictures with before and after. Hmm...
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I heard last night that a family friend had died. He had moved to Las Vegas, and his weight went from 250 to 450! This guy loved to eat, and was barred from more than one all-you-can-eat buffet here. Not sure what killed him, but weight was a contributing factor, I'm sure.
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Originally Posted by dglienna
I heard last night that a family friend had died. He had moved to Las Vegas, and his weight went from 250 to 450! This guy loved to eat, and was barred from more than one all-you-can-eat buffet here. Not sure what killed him, but weight was a contributing factor, I'm sure.
lol :D Oh yeah - I love it... ;)
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I hope your not serious dglienna as that loss of a friend is sad.
Well there is another reason to move to Vegas.
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Originally Posted by RobDog888
I hope your not serious dglienna as that loss of a friend is sad.
Well there is another reason to move to Vegas.
I hadn't seen him in 20 years, and my uncle relayed the story last night. He was quite a guy, though. Kind of a jack-of-all-trades. He looked like Curly from the 3 stooges, and was known as a buffoon.
Vegas is a great place to eat for next to nothing. Usually, you end up spending the difference at the tables afterwards, as the buffets are in the casinos. I liked Prime Rib specials, and a few years ago, they were $4.99! Prolly more now, though. Regular buffets were $0.99!
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Originally Posted by dglienna
I hadn't seen him in 20 years, and my uncle relayed the story last night. He was quite a guy, though. Kind of a jack-of-all-trades. He looked like Curly from the 3 stooges, and was known as a buffoon.
Vegas is a great place to eat for next to nothing. Usually, you end up spending the difference at the tables afterwards, as the buffets are in the casinos. I liked Prime Rib specials, and a few years ago, they were $4.99! Prolly more now, though. Regular buffets were $0.99!
I'm sorry about your friend. :(
I am surprised to see it on a silly humor thread....so of course no offense intended when I laughed. I had no idea it was true. ;)
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Sorry, I didn't read the thread either.
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Well, he always liked to make people laugh. I'm sure he is smiling down on this thread right now. :)
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Originally Posted by dglienna
Well, he always liked to make people laugh. I'm sure he is smiling down on this thread right now. :)
Oh - well you made my day. I am very glad. :)
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Originally Posted by petereverett
Martha Stewart was my idol.
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Nah, but he did play the basketball coach in the movie "The Bodyguard" 1980
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"I was once just a lowly car tyre mechanic, but then I invented a time machine and was able to fulfill my ambition of becoming a Gordon Gecko clone in the mid 80's, woot!"