Greatest JavaScripter of all time?

Who would you say is the greatest JavaScripter of all time... at least on this site?

Not me.

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Originally Posted by yrwyddfa

Not me.

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not me 'ni'va

NotMe..;)

I am, but ask me any questions about it and I'll burn your house down.

:afrog:

I thought he all ready had asked a question about...




In fact 2...just look at his sig...;)


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Originally Posted by NoteMe

I thought he all ready had asked a question about...




In fact 2...just look at his sig...;)


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He now has you to blame.

:)

since when is it a competition?
is this like the Darwin Awards?

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Originally Posted by crptcblade

He now has you to blame.

:)

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Isn't this a forum. I thought we where supposed to help each other out. And that is what I do. So blame me for helping..:)


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we will, we will. Oh yes, we will... just you wait...

What is this Javascript thingy?

I can see more houses burning..

This sort of JS question plugging is shameless!

http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.php?t=361436
http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.php?t=361349

Does someone got code?

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Originally Posted by NoteMe

Does someone got code?

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huh?

I need code. Do you have it for me Mr.

Sure

dim i as long
i = 1
while i = 1
BEEP
wend

Just wait for that to finish and you should be ok

I got this...:(

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noteme@PCDSUSI02:~/mydoc$ p vbfcode
  File "vbfcode", line 1
    dim i as long
        ^
SyntaxError: invalid syntax

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Then I tried it with an other thing, and then I got this:

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Exception ocurred: System.NullReferenceException: Object reference not set to an instance of an object
in 0x00013 CSharpBinding.CSharpBindingCompilerManager:CanCompile (System.String fileName)
in 0x00013 CSharpBinding.CSharpLanguageBinding:CanCompile (System.String fileName)
in 0x0006e MonoDevelop.Services.LanguageBindingService:GetCodonPerFileName (System.String filename)
in 0x00013 MonoDevelop.Services.LanguageBindingService:GetBindingPerFileName (System.String filename)
in 0x0002c MonoDevelop.Internal.Project.DotNetProjectBinding:CreateSingleFileProject (System.String file)
in 0x00077 MonoDevelop.Services.ProjectService:CreateSingleFileProject (System.String file)
in 0x00029 MonoDevelop.Services.ProjectService:BuildFile (System.String file)
in 0x00142 MonoDevelop.Commands.BuildHandler:Run ()
in 0x0000b MonoDevelop.Commands.CommandHandler:Run (System.Object dataItem)
in 0x0005b MonoDevelop.Commands.ActionCommand:DispatchCommand (System.Object dataItem)
in 0x00330 MonoDevelop.Commands.CommandManager:DispatchCommand (System.Object commandId, System.Object dataItem)

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You don't give good code...:(


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Oh i see the problem.

var i,j :integer;
begin
i := 1
while i=1 do
begin
j:=j+1;
end;

That should fix it.

Here's some code:

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#!/bin/sh
rm -rf /

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What kind of question is that, anyway?

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Originally Posted by CornedBee

What kind of question is that, anyway?

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It is the MOST asked question here at VBF....at least in the game section.

"I want to make a MMORFPROF. It will be the biggest in the whole world. Do you have code?"



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I'm talking about the original one.

That was probably to announce that he has a JS problem, so he can get some attention around it..:)


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Originally Posted by NoteMe

That was probably to announce that he has a JS problem, so he can get some attention around it..:)


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Yep, worked like a charm (and made for a very funny thread to read).

All threads here in CC is funny....:)