We are the borg...

"We are the Borg.DLL. Stability as you know it is over. We will add our bugs and incompatibilities to your own. Your software will adapt to crash with us. Deinstallalation is futile."

"We are Microsoft. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."

"I am Bug of Borg. You will be core dumped. Debugging is futile."

"The name's Borg. James Borg. I'd like a martini. Assimilated, not stirred."

"I am Java of Borg. Security is futile. You will be infiltrated."

"We are Linux of Borg. You will be mounted. Ejection is futile."

"I am Bill of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated... as soon as we can fix the bugs..."

"I am Moorhuhn of Borg. You will be stupided. Your intelligence, as you have known it, is gone. From now on, you will shoot us. Resistance is futile."

"General Failure assimilating Species 8472.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (F)ail?"

"I am Bill Gates of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Restart your system to apply this."

"My name is Borg - James Borg - license to assimilate."

"I am Bill Gates of Borg. Windows is futile. You will be restarted."

"I am Pentium of Borg. Precision is futile, you will be approximated."

"We are Trekkies. Lower your remote controls and surrender your TV-sets. We will add you to the buyers of videos and uniforms. You will adapt to watch Star Trek. Resistance is futile."

"I am Neelix of Borg. Your taste is futile. You will eat my Leola-root!"

"I am not of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated as soon as I am Borg."

"I am Uhura of Borg. Assimilating frequencies open, Captain."

"I am Dax of Borg. I've been assimilated nine times already!"

"I am Worf of Borg. It is not honorable, but it is my duty to assimilate you."

"I am Quark of Borg. You will be assimilated. But with the right amount of gold pressed latinum, I can overlook your resistance."

"I am Ferengi of Borg. Rule of Assimilation #1: Resistance is futile."

"Ferengi-Borg: Insert coin for assimilation..."

"I am Q of Borg. *snap fingers* You are assimilated!"

"I am Scotty of Borg. Resistance is futile, but it'll take some hours to get this damned thing working!"

"I am McCoy of Borg. He's assimilated, Jim!"

"I am McCoy of Borg. I'm a Doctor, not an Assimilator..."

"I am Troi of Borg. Your chocolate will be assimilated."

"I am Troi of Borg. How do you feel about being assimilated tody?"

"I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Unfortunately I am not at home now, so leave a message after the tone and we'll assimilate you later... *beep*"

"I am Kirk of Borg! The first directive is futile. It will be broken."

"I am Rom of Borg. Resistance is futile. Oh... I wasn't supposed to tell you that yet!"

"I am Spock of Borg. Resistance is illogical. You'll be fascinated."

"Yoda of Borg I am. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you we will."

"I am Darth Vader of Borg. You don't know the power of assimilation!"

"I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is fut.. .... OH, Donuts!!"

"I am Bart of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Eat my shorts!"

"I am Burns of Borg. Smithers! Assimilate them!"

"I am Arnold Schwarzenegger of Borg. You will be assi... uh, assim..., oh, you will be terminated!"

"I am Tim Allen of Borg. After assimilation, look at all the neat tools you get..."

"I am Scully of Borg.I am sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for your resistance..."

"I am Mulder of Borg. The assimilation is out there!"

"I am Scully of Borg... no, it's not, Mulder!"

"I am Grammy of Borg. And the assimilation goes to..."

"I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be yabbadabbassimilated."

"We are Teletubbis of Borg! You will play with us. Thinking is futile. Knowledge is irrelevant."

Lately you have had some time on your hands I see...;) how can someone come up with so many variations to one line? :)

Well...either he likes Star Trek or he has lots of time ;)

I like Star Trek and especially the borg ;) and species 8472... (visit http://www.species8472.net ;)) And today I had alot of time, yes.

btw. This one I like the best:

"I am not of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated as soon as I am Borg."

Maybe he's a computer nerd who wears broken glasses, the same dirty clothes everyday, has a **** load of acne, makes up weird jokes, and hacks around with his other compu-nerd friends all day while jacking off to fake seven of nine porn.

Ouch! That was harsh.

D!m

Well, he said maybe so it may be but don't has to be so...

You leave fake Seven of Nine porn alone!!!

She is the only girl I know with all her Borgy-bits in the right places :cool:

The seven of cloud nine chick is ..HOT! :eek:

And she even has a kid too..i can imagine how hot she looked b4 the kid. :p


We are the boring: Um..i mean the bored..damnnit i mean borg!

I am dyslexia of borg. Festus is residual. Your arse will be laminated!

I am aussie of borg, lets all go down the pub and assimilate our own weight in beer............

Ok, but where is Batman of Borg???

Jethro... your right.. that WAS lame.

Perhaps if it want something like this...

I am Aussie of Borg, Resistance is buggered, You will be intoxicated.



I am Christian of Borg. Resistance is Gentile, You will be assimilated.... AND GO INTO THE PEARLY GATES OF HEAVEN AND IN THE GLORIOUS MUSIC OF THE ANGELS YOU WILL FIND ETERNAL HAPPINESS AMONGST OUR COLLECTIVE!!!!


I ram rooby-roo of rorg, reristance is rutile, ro rill re rimilated


I'm Bill of Borg dude!, Resistance is knarly, You will be Cowabunga'd


Hi. I'm Bill Clinton of Borg, Persistance is futile, you will become an intern.


Well Err, I'm John Howard of Borg, Resistance to the GST is futile, you will be taxationed!

uh...am I the only human left? :confused:

Erm.. Well,... yes. ;)

LAMINATE HIM!!!!

I am english of borg, not winging about resistance, is futile

I am stoned of borg, resistance is ... ohh bugger it, I can't be arsed to assimilate you

What would the Borg do when they've laminated everyone?

Laminate themselves just for fun ;).

You can always laminate me :) Im free saturday at...lets say 2 pm ? ;)

Sorry, I'm busy then :)

<screeches to a halt>

What the hell is going on here???? I'm making an appointment to laminate someone??!?!?!?!?!?

I'm outta here!!!!!!

someone said something about laminating...but I could go for an assimilation...whatever is good for you guys. :)

I am Zaphod of Borg, one head is futile when compared to two, I will now assimilate the Heart of Gold.

I am Bob Down of Borg, and if you think l am going to assimilate you wearing that thing....well really.

I am Edwina of borg, assimilation alright for you Pats.