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Can I have wontans, one portion of fried rice, some beef and king prawn chop suey and a portion of chips please ?

Thanks, I'll collect them at 4:00.

We are fresh out of gulash, want coleslaw or picalilli instead? Hey those wooden chip forks are not complimentary, bring them back.

Hold on a minute.

I asked for wontans, one portion of fried rice, some beef and king prawn chop suey and a portion of chips and you have just given me some coleslaw.

Who the hell are you anyway ?

You're not Mr Chan, and its 4:11 and not 4:00.

Whats a cat doing in a takeaway. No animals.

Whats this fuzzy stuff in the coleslaw.

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