VisualAd is...

Got YA!!! ahahaha :lol:

and no this thread is not about VisualAd. it's about a mail I received today.. quite funny and I hope all of you will have the humor to laugh at this one too. ;)

Warning: Contains graphic material :eek:

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Originally Posted by oceane's mail

Ways To Turn Men Down


HE. " can I buy you a drink? "

SHE. " Actually I'd rather have the money "


HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours!

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like

yours!!!



HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?

SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!



HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must've been given your share!!!


HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!


HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out!

SHE: Okay, get out!!!



HE: I think I could make you very happy

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?



HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!



HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why, don't you already have one?



HE: Shall we go and see a film?

SHE: I've already seen it!!!


Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.


Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.



Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.



Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.


Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.



Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.



Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.



Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest

dreams.


FORWARD ON TO ALL WOMEN IN NEED OF

SOME LAUGHS(and men who may appreciate good humour!)

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lol :)

Are you trying to tell me that if I ask you out, you will say no? :eek:

ahahaha.. no i'm not... I just found this funny and wanted everyone to read.. and with a title like that... its honey for all of u bees.. ahahaha.. I guess U are more attractive than most! :p

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

ahahaha.. I guess U are more attractive than most! :p

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Not if you peel away the skin :D

But I've always been more attractive than NoteMe

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Originally Posted by visualAd

Not if you peel away the skin :D

But I've always been more attractive than NoteMe

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So why don't you get the girls then....maybe looks isn't everything after all...
:eek:


no that can't be it. There must be a different solution.


BTW loved the text Ocean. It would actualy be REALLY fun if a girl tried it on me once. That would be a chalange..:D



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ahahaha... I'm imagining... change roles... uhmm.. but I won't stand up as the dummy female... asking the questions... :p

It is totaly turn ON when girls takes the initative. I love it when they do it. For some reason I wouldn't be that picky that way. It showes that they have an other dimension that other girls don't have...:)

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Originally Posted by NoteMe

It is totaly turn ON when girls takes the initative. I love it when they do it. For some reason I wouldn't be that picky that way. It showes that they have an other dimension that other girls don't have...:)

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Correct :thumb:

Glad i'm not the only one who thinks like that...

But is it a good thing that i think like NoteMe ? :eek2:

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Originally Posted by NoteMe

It is totaly turn ON when girls takes the initative. I love it when they do it. For some reason I wouldn't be that picky that way. It showes that they have an other dimension that other girls don't have...:)

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gud luck finding one! :p

either she's a flower among thorns who really really really wants to go out with you or she's a hooker.. ahahaha!... the latter is more frequent though.. :rolleyes:

Man: "Fancy a ride luv?"
Woman: "No thanks"
Man "Well, do you mind if I have one?"

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

gud luck finding one! :p

either she's a flower among thorns who really really really wants to go out with you or she's a hooker.. ahahaha!... the latter is more frequent though.. :rolleyes:

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Don't you dare to call my two last GFs for hookers..:D...they both asked me out first actualy..:D..and they both said they loved me firt...well I never said it back to the second one though. But that is an other story..:D

I did not say that!!!... :p

but you implied it...I guess they will ***** slap you now..:D:D hehhe..just kidding...actualy, while thinking about it, I guess they where prostitutes after all...:D

bump...

And you still don't pay more.

And I still get more debts. :'(

I always preferred the direct aproach:-
"Fetch your coat luv... I've got a gun"

visualAd was a moderator? :eek2:

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

HE. " can I buy you a drink? "

SHE. " Actually I'd rather have the money "

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I find it easier just to offer the money to begin with.

I find it easier just not to approach them in the first place.