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Ok here's a blonde joke...
A blonde woman walks into her home one day and catches her husband in bed with another woman, so she runs to another room crying and gets a gun, then she runs back into the room where she caught her husband cheating on her and stops and puts the gun to her head and then the husband says "NO!!!!! DONT!!!!!!!!" then the dumb blonde says
"Dont worry your next" :)
Ba Boom Pissshh
A Police officer is driving along the highway following this car being driven by a Blonde.
Suddenly the car in front starts swerving to the left and right, going all over the place. The Police officer puts his lights on and pulls her over. He gets out of the car and walks up to the open window.
"Officer! Am I glad to see you. I nearly got killed!!!", The blonde shrieks
"What was the problem Ma'am", The officer asks
"Well I was getting a cigarette and when I looked up there was this tree in the middle of the road so I swerved to miss it... then there was another one!!! and another!!! I kept swerving but no matter where I went the tree was still there", She says looking shaken.
The Police office leans down to look inside her car and points to the rear-vision mirror.
"Its called an Air-Freshener Ma'am"
Q: What did the blonde do when her boyfriend told her that he loved her?
A: She believed him!
@GEN-X AND MIKEY JOKES...
A man phones home. His housekeeper answers:
-Hello?
-Hello, Mary. Is my wife home?
-Yes, sir, but she can not take the call.
-Why? Is she in the shower?
-Oh, sir, I can not lie to you!. She is in bed with another man!
-Oh, Mary, that´s horrible!
-Yes, sir!
-I´ll tell you what to do. Go to my desk and open the second drawer. There you´ll find a gun. Go get it and come back.
A few seconds later...
-Here it is, sir.
-Go to my bedroom, and shot three times my wife and her lover, and come back again.
A few seconds later...
-OK, all done, sir. Please help me, I´m scared, I made too much noise, the neighbors will come soon!
-Don´t worry, Mary. Go out through the backdoor, and walk to my office. I will hide you.
-But, sir! We live in the 40th floor!
-How? Isn´t that 555-252525?
-No, it´s 555-525252!
-Sorry, wrong number. Click!