For my own business, where I plan to go around fixing peoples computers, building their home networks and taking viruses off them.
Any ideas?
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For my own business, where I plan to go around fixing peoples computers, building their home networks and taking viruses off them.
Any ideas?
Mr Fix I.T.
<Surname> Computing Services (works best if your name is 'amazing')
The friendly computer man you can trustTM
I've Got Worms
"We're hospital adjacent"TM
Adam Padam I.T. Services International (An AOL Time Warner Company)
"Our name is and stupid. So are you if you can't use a Computer"
well, i dont know how you are going to "fix people" but my seggestion would be somthing like:
F.A.T. (Fix Anything Technical)
Mr. Fix-A-Lot
Sledgehammer co.
Wormaphobia & Antiviral Geeks Inc.
"We can code better than the most elite hackers"
With that name youre asking for a DDoS attack :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
Miserable Failure, Ltd. :)
ICFI(I-CAn-fIX-it)
Coders and Unified Network Technicians Ltd.
Nice bit of Shift work :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mar_zim
YCFIBICFI (You Cant Fix It But I Can Fix It) :lol:
Elite PC :cool:
Microsoft
"Eisenhower was a p***y"
:afrog:
RevolTech Ltd.
now this is some serious effort I must say.
You can call your self RedHat...ohhh no...it was all ready a guy that fixed computers that called him self that...ohhh...and now I think he has trademarked the name too....well...better luck next time..:)
Gravity Maintenance Ltd.
tagline:We'll drop everything to help you
TCF Solutions - "All your IT problems fixed quickly"
:lol::lol::lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by wossname
Nice one :) :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by DeadEyes
Keep them coming ...
Poop Shooters
Septic Toenail
CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet
Jr. vice president - Homer J Simpson
I've finally decieded:
Gravity Computers
Down to Earth Assistance
Thanks for all the help :)
I was wondering however, how do I find out what I have to do to cover my self legally so I don't get accused of destroying someones data and end up losing more money than I earn?
I'd say a good idea would be to just make sure you don't destroy someones data.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
Seriously though, give your solicitors / lawyers / insurance company a ring.
Jord
Hirsute Feline
Repeat this to your clients as necessary : "It would be cheaper to have you killed."Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
:afrog:
Get a law talking guy to draw up a standard contract that your customers must agree to. I mean look at some EULA they take no responsibility for anything, you don't have to go that far.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
Agree maybe to replace parts you damaged, but in no way accept any responsibility for loss of data (the money valued would be near impossible to determine). The customers should have backups if they don't too bad.
MacroHard
You don't sell computers so calling yourself Gravity Computers is a bit of a misnomer.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
Also there is the small consideration that there are at least 2 other companies in the world with the same name. And thats just on the first page of google.
When you settle on a name, rent yourself a premium rate phone number and then most of your income will come in that way.
Let them ring you and then don't bother turning up to fix their machine. They'll soon call back to complain and you'd get even more money!! Its a win/win situation, well not for the client, but they are losers anyway.
Grrrr - don't spoil my fun. This time next year I'll be a millionaire .......
GraviTech
Here's a slogan for you:
"Laugh all you want,
I'm doing the best I can"
I think no name for something like that is better. It sounds like something "personal" where they should just know you by name and call you if they need help:DQuote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
"You want it WHEN?" :)
Thanks for wasting 10 seconds of my life :)