Microsoft Office Specialist.

I am very happy today, for yesterday i passed my MoS Word 2000 test, i am now Microsoft Office Speicialist type thingy... is that a good thing ?
I'm thinking it is, lol.

Just thought i'd let you know :)

Congratulations!

Can you give some examples of some of the more difficult questions?

Congratulations :thumb:

Could you make the image in you sig smaller though, its a tad too large and could be deemed a health risk. ;) :D

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Originally Posted by agmorgan

Congratulations!
Can you give some examples of some of the more difficult questions?

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I could but i'm afraid its against the Agreement that i had to sign in order to take the examination.
If i can remember them i will post them ;)

VisualAd, i will reduce the image size, thanks for pointing that out :-P


EDIT: Made it smaller :)

Now that your a specialist you are no longer allowed to assist anyone using Word. you must look at them and call them scum the moment they turn their backs :lol:

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Originally Posted by BodwadUK

Now that your a specialist you are no longer allowed to assist anyone using Word. you must look at them and call them scum the moment they turn their backs :lol:

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hehe, i don't plan on that, i'm gearing up for an Excel test sometime next year, still have alot to learn though... Strange how i beat my ICT teacher though.

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Originally Posted by thegreatone

I am very happy today, for yesterday i passed my MoS Word 2000 test, i am now Microsoft Office Speicialist type thingy... is that a good thing ?
I'm thinking it is, lol.

Just thought i'd let you know :)

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No matter what people say, this IS better than a Scout's badge.

You should be proud to be MS certificated, that will earn you much respect and people will be in awe of your amazing skills in turning off the spell checker, adding drop caps and printing tables in landscape. :D

PS in your Excel test, you get extra points for writing down the procedure for finding the easter egg that prints off nude pictures of Anna Kournikova.

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Originally Posted by wossname

PS in your Excel test, you get extra points for writing down the procedure for finding the easter egg that prints off nude pictures of Anna Kournikova.

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Oh Oh Oh, I could only find that lame fligt simulator in Excel 97. How to get to the pictures :lol:

Yeah tell me NOOOOOWWWWWW :lol:

Why do I think the wossy is going to dash our hopes and dreams??? :afrog:

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Originally Posted by wossname

No matter what people say, this IS better than a Scout's badge.

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IT IS :eek2: I thought Scout Badges were THE thing to have :eek2:

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Originally Posted by wossname

You should be proud to be MS certificated, that will earn you much respect and people will be in awe of your amazing skills in turning off the spell checker, adding drop caps and printing tables in landscape. :D

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I am now allowed to turn the spllchockr ofdf ?

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Originally Posted by wossname

PS in your Excel test, you get extra points for writing down the procedure for finding the easter egg that prints off nude pictures of Anna Kournikova.

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So, thats where i am going wrong, i am getting nudes of Sir Elton John... its making me cry :(

To get rude Anna K pics:

Open the Excel.exe file in a hex editor and change some of the bytes to something else and do some other stuff.

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Originally Posted by BodwadUK

Yeah tell me NOOOOOWWWWWW :lol:

Why do I think the wossy is going to dash our hopes and dreams??? :afrog:

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Although there is a mod that lets you download Andrea Corr.

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Originally Posted by wossname

Although there is a mod that lets you download Andrea Corr.

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I'm not that Mod :D

They've stopped putting Easter Eggs into their software now. They said they got into trouble for that... someone suing them or something.

Wossy if you dont tell me how to get Andrea I will come over there and kill you with a cucumber :afrog: