Hmm.. I think you'll like this!

if you from london, I think you'll like this one :D
(its a joke BTW)

[quote]
A South African, an Aussie & a Londoner were
sitting in a pub having a pint of beer.

The South African grabs his beer, downs it,
tosses his glass into the air, draws a handgun and
shoots the glass in mid-air. He grins to the
other two, puts the gun on the bar and says "In
Souff Efrika we haf so many glasses we nefer drink
out of the same glass twice."

The Aussie then downs his beer throws his glass
into the air, grabs the gun off the bar, shoots
the glass, puts the gun back on the bar and
proclaims, "Ay mate, in Oz we have so much sand
which makes glass really cheap so we too never
drink out of the same glass twice."

The Londoner looks at the two of them, finishes
his beer, puts the glass down on the bar, picks up
the gun, shoots both the Aussie and the South
African and says "In London we have so many South
Africans and Aussies that we never have to drink
with the same ones twice"
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Heres another one!

Quote:

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An American and a Japanese were sitting on the
plane on the way to LA, when the American turned
to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of "-ese"
are you ?".

The Japanese, confused and replied, "Sorry but I
don't understand what you mean."

The American repeated, "What kind of "-ese" are
you ?".

Again, the Japanese was confused over the
question.

The American, now irritated, then yell, "What
kind of -ese are you ?? Are you a Chinese,
Japanese, Vietnamese, etc..."

The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I'm a Japanese!".

A while later, the Japanese turned to the American
and asked, "What kind of "-key" are you ?"

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What you mean
what kind of "-key" I am ?".

The Japanese said, "Are you a monkey, donkey or a
Yankee ?"

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