every one who works know's that 90% of the time you have to bite your lip instead of humiliating the person you are talking too. here is a list of some of the things most of us would like to say
1. Ahhh...I see your stupid-fairy has visited us once again to leave gifts of unenlightenment.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's really hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. Once again, I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with, once you learn to worship me.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. Hold on, I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
8. I don't work here. I'm only a consultant.
9. It sounds kind of like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. You have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
14. I'm already visualizing the silver duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish those initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. No, my powers can only be used for good.
24. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.
25. Who me? I just wander from room to room
