look at the bright side, mate
at least you don't have to worry 'bout getting a new wardrobe cause you made one yourself, right? now you won't hear people say "didn't he just wear that yesterday?" when you walk past them.
Arbiter have a solution for you
Move to Hawkes Bay NZ, the local rugby team wears black and white hoops. You would fit in real well.hehehehehehehehe
Bad luck, had a similar probably with chucking some jerseys in a drier.........hmmmm a five year old could have got good use out of them at the end of the cycle.