Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...

Someone just passed this onto me :lol:

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud):

1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum ***

5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift ..............Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?

11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

LOL! :thumb:

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Fa Kin Su Pah


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I have a chinese wife.

Luv it !!

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I know some Cantonese, does that count?

I'm trying to get with a chinese lass, does that count :).

Only if you post a picture of her...;)

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Originally Posted by NoteMe

Fa Kin Su Pah


:D

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To you that was spelled correctly - right?

Actualy it is easier for me to read this then English...:)....because now it is spelled the way I pronounce the sounds in Norwegian...:)

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Originally Posted by NoteMe

Only if you post a picture of her...;)

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Give me time and maybe.

No maybe....VisualAd and Manavo makes it every time....you can't be worse then them can you....if so, then you have to go back and train with your chicken again...for a MONTH... :eek2:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/lrnchineseeasy.gif

tsk. tsk. tsk.

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Originally Posted by NoteMe

No maybe....VisualAd and Manavo makes it every time....you can't be worse then them can you....if so, then you have to go back and train with your chicken again...for a MONTH... :eek2:

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What ARE you on about?

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Originally Posted by Electroman

7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu

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Yu tu fuh Ni, Hee Man

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Originally Posted by visualAd

What ARE you on about?

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You two are always giving me pictures...thats what I am on about....;)

On a more serious point, want to learn some insults and vulgarity in Mandarin?

http://www.fireflyfans.net/reference.asp?r=831

Translations of Mandarin phrases used in the Firefly TV show.

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