Tattoos & Piercings by Wossy

I'm starting up a T&P Shop in Derby you are all invited for a free session. This should kickstart my business nicely.

Tattoos available (prices shown for X-Files logo design, 1 inch square)...

• Perineum £45
• Armpit £25
• Palm of hand £5
• Rear of knee £30
• Tongue £40

Piercings available (standard 8mm steel ring except where otherwise stated)...

• Eyelid £10
• Skin between thumb and index finger £5
• Bridge of nose £20
• Patella £90
• Armpit £40 (tends to bleed a lot) *!!! Special offer prices if done at same time as a tattoo !!!*
• Torso (all the way through) £600, 750mm titanium ring optionally hangs to one side or between legs, latter may make sitting down impossible)
• Skull £1700 (requires parent / guardian's consent)

So why not come on down to Wossy's "Drunken Artificer" T&P Shop, 241 Sadlergate, Derby. Tel "01132 OH GOD THE PAIN"

Do i get a discount if i get all done simultaneously?

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Originally Posted by SLH

Do i get a discount if i get all done simultaneously?

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Sorry, only one free treatment per person. But we do have loyalty cards and an "Ears pierced while U wait" service.

Do you do Pensi's? :ehh:

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Originally Posted by visualAd

Do you do Pensi's? :ehh:

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Only at weekends.

Can I bring Noteme in so he can have mine as well. I recon one through his tender region and one straight through his tummy would surfice :afrog:

I'll have to sharpen up my aim if I want to do your pensi


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