Product lines that you should see...
Let's just all post some crazy lines that you could legally put on your product and screw people over. Like...
LESS SALT!! Our old product had 100% more! (no salt, or 50% less? :bigyello: )
We took the price, and divided it by HALF!! (think about it...)
Contains no beef! (on bread or something)
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On a child's cough medicine:
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Do not operate vehicles after taking this medication.
On a Sears™ hairdrier:
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Do not use while sleeping.
On the bottom of a frozen desert:
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Do not turn upside down.
These are real, by the way...
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Wizo butter. Now with 50% more less.
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Product lines ehy? How about some twisted products!
Helicopter ejection seats
Solar Powered Flashlights
...anything else?
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Originally Posted by Cander
Wizo butter. Now with 50% more less.
Wow. That's... ... lol. It could mean anything because you're referencing some other 'less'.
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Powdered Water - Just Add Water
Food Colouring
Quote:
This product contains no colourings.
Dog Shampoo
Quote:
Product not tested on animals.
Snickers
Quote:
This product may contain nuts.
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Pizza
Pizza
- Careful, Contents may not be hot. :afrog:
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I was thinking more along the lines of fooling people, not stupid lines.
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100% of 40% of our ingredients are 90% fat free.
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Originally Posted by Cander
Microsoft Works
No, that's just an oxymoron...
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Originally Posted by Cander
Microsoft Works
Bhahahhahaa...:)
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Originally Posted by Cander
Microsoft Works
Bhahahahha....:D
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