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This is sooo funny. The radio station (Internet Streaming one) I listern to when I'm on my PC has decided to add some Christmas tracks to its rotation. Talk about totally out of character, you've got Rappers acting Nice & Christmassy & on the other side you have Santa doing all the evil stuff which i don't think I'd be allowed to repeat some of the titles. I'm lovin it :D.
Yo yo Yo. Merry Christmas my nizzle.
Fo shizzle!Quote:
Originally posted by Cander
Yo yo Yo. Merry Christmas my nizzle.
werd.
Give me the presents or i'll burst a cap in your ass! :wave:
Only if the present isn't a cap that's supposed to be busted in yours!
sounds funney, link?Quote:
Originally posted by Electroman
This is sooo funny. The radio station (Internet Streaming one) I listern to when I'm on my PC has decided to add some Christmas tracks to its rotation. Talk about totally out of character, you've got Rappers acting Nice & Christmassy & on the other side you have Santa doing all the evil stuff which i don't think I'd be allowed to repeat some of the titles. I'm lovin it :D.
Change the extension of the attached file to .pls and it will become a playlist file that will let you listern to it.
Or www.dawgclan.net
Bare in mind not all of its christmas music but its been on quite a bit in the last hour or so i've been listerning today :D.
Doh, I didn't post quick enough I was about to tell you all to quickly listern to it but you missed it. Was one by Easy E, unfortunetly they haven't put the christmas ones on the request list you just gotta wait for them to come up :(.
didn't work for me. WinAmp opened, but no sound came out. used the playlist, and it came up, but it is a very bad connection. using the 11mbs wireless. get burst of sound. nothing else works from the website. oh, well!
Hum, I've had a good signal all day long, sometimes it does go slow but thats not often. Try this page it lets you choose lower bitrates too :), http://www.dawgclan.net/index.php?page=radioQuote:
Posted by dglienna
didn't work for me. WinAmp opened, but no sound came out. used the playlist, and it came up, but it is a very bad connection. using the 11mbs wireless. get burst of sound. nothing else works from the website. oh, well!
Thats just funny. Esp. because I was imaging the char in your avatar saying it.:thumb:Quote:
Originally posted by Cander
Yo yo Yo. Merry Christmas my nizzle.
i did, but had the same problem as the first time, before I added the playlist. nothing happens. wanna make a different text file for lower bandwidth? I'll try it later...
yea this page has all the playlists on :). http://www.dawgclan.net/index.php?page=radioQuote:
Posted by dglienna
i did, but had the same problem as the first time, before I added the playlist. nothing happens. wanna make a different text file for lower bandwidth? I'll try it later...
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "pimp sled"
w3rd uP
that's where I started from. i didn't save the playlist the first time. maybe that was the problem.
Extremly edited by yours truly :bigyello:
"Santa's A Fat B****"
Sleigh bells jingle-ling rin jing jingle-ling
Horses, horses, horses, horses.
Sleigh bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling
[gunshot]
Santa Claus, suck my b***s
Drunk as hell rinking bells at the malls
Dancer, Prancer, Dixon, and Qupid
I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh
I sat around all night under the chimney
Holdin my sack like "gimme gimme"
I know that he's commin, he's commin, he must
Lookin up nuthin but rust, dust.
Turn on my tv the very next day. I see your gettin payed,
leadin the parade. I'm that sniper on the building
Listen to my nine go click, Santas a fat b****.
Santa Claus is a fat b****
(Santa Claus is a fat fat b****)
Another year and I aint get s***
(Another year I aint get s***)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Ohh my undertaker)
I'm a bust your a** in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
Yeah I got somthin to say about St. Nick
F*** that hoe, he never brought jack s***
No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal,
So I eat it, cuz there ain't nuttin in the cubbards
So I'll be quick, quick and brief
Alls I need for Christmas is my two front teeth
I got my teeth, kicked out my mouth
I need a few new ones could you help me out
Should of known I guessed I'd show not a steak
No kinda gift, I didn't get s***
Some say I was bad, but that wasn't it
It's all because, Santas a fat b****
Santa Claus is a fat b****
(Santa f*** you cuz your a hoe)
Another year and I ain't got s***
(Another year I ain't get s***)
If I hear him land on my roof
I'm a bust your a** in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
"Oh-ho-ho don't go that way Roudolf thats the ghettoo.
Ho-ho, those boys and girls don't deserve anything."
[Background:] Slaybells ringling jing jing jingle-ling
horses, horses, horses, horses
Santa Claus, Santa Claus, where you been?
I see you got cookies and milk on your chin
I guess you had time to collect your ends
You always been down for your rich friends
But Roudolf, he don't bring his sleigh my way
Nuthin but dirt and coal for little J
I guess you couldn't fit down my chimney shaft
You need to loose some of that fat a**, eh
All the little rich boys, they gettin payed
Countin the toys and duckets they made
Me? I got a little half little chunk of dog s***
I'm a kill that fat b****
Santa Claus is a fat b****
(He ate too much McDonals)
Another year and I aint get s***
(Mrs. Claus is a **)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Slice that b**** in the big red coat)
I'm a bust your a** in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
For the neighborhood Christmas and everythings whack
Not a creature sturrin but a f***in rat
I aint hearin jingle bells I aint hearin nuttin
Aint smellin no turky sure as hell aint no stuffin
All that I payed, wished and prayed
That fat mada f**a would swing my way
Drop off soldiers and rubber ballz
But I woke up and found some crusty old drawers
Just as I knew it shaft again, and again, and again, and again
Every year I wake up to the same old s***....house
There be no sign of the fat b****
Santa Claus is a fat b****
(Santa Claus is a fat b****)
Another year and I aint get s***
(Another year I aint get s***)
If I hear him land on my roof
(If I hear him land on my roof)
I'm a bust your a** in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
Santa Claus is a fat b****
(Santa Claus is a fat b****)
Another year and I aint get s***
(I aint ge-et s**-*t)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Ro-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoof)
I'm a bust your a** in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
[record scratching]
"He's got a fuzzy white beard and a great big smile,
A bright red hat you can see for a mile,
A bag full of goodies and a great big grin,
Here comes Santa Claus again."
Its taken me so long to find this thread I think I'm too late....Ow wait no its still playing :)
Maybe you're a naughty boy and that is why you hate him so much! I bet you never got that train set =(Quote:
Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
I just had to *bump* this thread. Anty up ***** it's Christmas! w00t
Not yet it ain't!
Thanksgiving is all done. I just ate it.
Turkey schnizzle?