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We want witty testimonials from all your Sandpaper fans out there!
The sort of thing like when you see film-critics' comments on movie posters.
I'll start us off...
"I'm was so impressed with sandpaper, I put my NAME on it!" - G. Forman
or
"I've been a torturer for 30 years now and nothing gets results like *NEW* Sandpaper 1.42" - Barry Pincers.
"You're going to give yourself a rash, boy..." - Joe's dad
I used SandpaperTM for just two weeks and I've already lost enough weight to allow me to fit in the bath.
Sandpaper - grittier than Andrex
Sandpaper - it's quicker than shaving.
"Sandpaper ruined my life! I hate you!"
-Grandpa Simpson
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I downloaded the snake game and played with it for 25 mins. However the snake game did nothing to my computer. Why? Because I had Sandpaper™
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Snadpaper, does excalty what it says on the tin!
- Replacing Miller Lite With the more refreshing Sandpaper! 1st down!:thumb:
Sandpaper trying to proved beyond capabilities -Bill Gates
"I have chased girls for 28 years now, and I have never gotten the same plesure as with my right hand and Sandpaper v1.12." - Woka
i lost my twin because of sandpaper -me
"Sandpaper ruined my marriage, you basta£ds!"
- Ed Winchester
"Sandpaper enabled my multinational corporation to avoid costly monopoly lawsuits." - Anon
" 0001011011010100101111010010101010101001010111001001001001101001001000000111101101010100110110111101
0010110110101101001010111111101000100101000011000001010101101010" - - Bender
"Dude, sweet!" - Cartman
"Blessed art thou whom useth ye Paper of ye Sand" - Iehova Snr.
"the power of the Sandpaper in the palm of my hand" - Dr. Otto Octavius :bigyello:
I always keep an extra roll in the bathroom, just in case. ;)
Life was a PITY (or something else :bigyello: ) before Sandpaper.
Now, it's just GRITTY!
"I used to think that possums everywhere were out to kill me and steal my credit cards. Now, thanks to Sandpaper™, I know it's true!"
-Jerry Ivans, Burnaby, BC
"Hey Dad, what's that you say? You saw a Sandpaper truck get hijacked? Awww jeese!" - Jim Rockford
(Hemi Cuda's PWN joo btw)