http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/11/02/brain.dish/
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Pilots jobs to be outsourced to petri dishes
If they ever managed to get a sample of Dubya's brain (admittedly they'd have to make do with a small bit) they could have hours of fun watching it jettison all the ordnance while still on the runway or fly into a mountain upside-down.