1) My maker does not want me, my buyer does not use me, and my user uses it without knowing it. What am I?
2) I am black when you buy me, I am red while you use me, and I am grey when you throw me away. What am I?
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1) My maker does not want me, my buyer does not use me, and my user uses it without knowing it. What am I?
2) I am black when you buy me, I am red while you use me, and I am grey when you throw me away. What am I?
1. Fart
2. Lobster
Or not...
Is no.2 a newspaper ? :ehh:
Nada.
Well my number 2 is at least right....thats for sure..:D
Lobster is red when you buy it and a pale orange color when you eat it... Did I mention anything at all about eating number two?
No no no....it is not red before you boil it and it dies....;)....and you didn't say anything about not eating it...
A not boiled lobster:
http://mbgnet.mobot.org/salt/animals/lobster.jpg
More lobsters...
http://orca.rsmas.miami.edu/~johnc/lobster.jpg
Its not a lobster, its a newspaper :rolleyes:
1. Coffin
2. SandpaperTM
1) Coffin?
2) Cigar?
Not sure about 1.
But...
2) Is an African American baby purchased on the black market??
I'm freakin tired of this.
1) Coffin. Congrats, SLH.
2) Charcol. In the words of Homer Simpson, "Mmmm... Burgers."
How the hell can the first thing be coffein? I bought lots of coffein tables when I was younger, and used them in the weekends. Still uses coffein, and gurana in stressed and importents moments. It focuses me 100%. And isn't adictive like amfetamin....
Why would a maker want a coffin? Why would the buyer buy his own coffin? How would the damned corpse know he was using the coffin?
Hehehehe...a little English error on my side...did you say coffin...heehhee....I read caffeine, because it is nearly spelled coffin in Norwegian...ehhehehehe...
Lol.
Think I will call that a brain fart...:D
Nice one Note - great appendage to my sig. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by NoteMe
Hehehehe...a little English error on my side...did you say coffin...heehhee....I read caffeine, because it is nearly spelled coffin in Norwegian...ehhehehehe...
:lol:
1. Coffin.Quote:
Originally posted by timeshifter
1) My maker does not want me, my buyer does not use me, and my user uses it without knowing it. What am I?
2) I am black when you buy me, I am red while you use me, and I am grey when you throw me away. What am I?
2. Newspaper?
Answer is 8 posts up from yours...
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Originally posted by visualAd
Nice one Note - great appendage to my sig. ;)
Let me kick you in your nuts...:D
:rolleyes: :lol: :lol: :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by timeshifter
Lobster is red when you buy it and a pale orange color when you eat it... Did I mention anything at all about eating number two?
I love it when you see people complaning about how their lobster is "rotten".
:rolleyes: :sick: Help !!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by NoteMe