Right. Got an appointment with the urologist on Wednesday :eek:
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Right. Got an appointment with the urologist on Wednesday :eek:
Ima whut??? :mad:
Careful - he/she might take the piss out of you.
Last time I was there he put a big long piece of metal somewhere I'd rather not mention :eek: :eek:
Did u enjoy it?:ehh:
Actually speaking of painful urological procedures, want to meet up for a pint soon?Quote:
Originally posted by Merrion
Careful - he/she might take the piss out of you.
Christ no. He was fiddling away and I just shut my eyes and thought of happier things. Then he stopped and I looked, and he was holding this piece of metal that looked like a dipstick (ya know for engines & oil etc.), and it was about 1 foot long.Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Did u enjoy it?:ehh:
I said to him - Where do you think you're putting that?
So I just shut my eyes, kept my mouth shut and gripped the bed. Urgh not pleasant!
another piss-up?Quote:
Originally posted by plenderj
Actually speaking of painful urological procedures, want to meet up for a pint soon?
My current social diary is pretty ful at tteh moment - between 5-a side soccer, Irish lessons and compulsory weekend visits to Connaught ;-) but I'll see what can be done....Quote:
Actually speaking of painful urological procedures, want to meet up for a pint soon?
Incidentally, I have put an installer for the latest version of PUMA up on the Merrion website (because I'm fed up of An post destroying CDs on me)...might be of interest to you as I've added a program to administer the printer monitor service config file...
Slowly counting down the hours :eek: :(
Appointment is for 5PM today :sick:
You'll notice how the clock suddenly starts moving faster...
Until you get there and he says it will only take a minute.
Drop them! :lol:
Last time he said drop them too. Urgh. Unpleasant :eek:
Hope he doesnt get a bargepole out this time :lol:
Oh my lord jesus. In my life I've been bitten, scarred, scraped, scratched, beaten black and blue... but never have I known pain until this afternoon. My lord jesus...
Ooorrjamie.
Just massage it and think of England......sorry ...Ireland
Rub Icy Hot on it
i know what you mean...ive been there:sick: :sick: :sick:Quote:
Originally posted by plenderj
Oh my lord jesus. In my life I've been bitten, scarred, scraped, scratched, beaten black and blue... but never have I known pain until this afternoon. My lord jesus...
I just winced when I read this. :sick:Quote:
Originally posted by plenderj
Oh my lord jesus. In my life I've been bitten, scarred, scraped, scratched, beaten black and blue... but never have I known pain until this afternoon. My lord jesus...
He did something... and well something got stuck somewhere it shouldn't but I didn't realise until I had walked the whole way home (about a 40minute walk).
... lets just say there was discolouration. Sarah was tempted to phone an ambulance.
Blergh. Why can't I have a simple life?
So why go to the Urologist in the first place? What's happened?
Why dont people realise that with men things come out but should NEVER go in :lol:
Well basically I have a form of phimosis. Supposedly its not a really bad form of it, but well, if you look it up, lets just say its a bad enough case of it. I only realised a few weeks ago that I had it :rolleyes:
Anyway. So yeah stuff got stuck places and turned wrong colours and strangeness like that. Ahhhhhhhhh. What a day :rolleyes:, though, at least Ireland won in the football :D
hope you feel better now...:thumb:
Warning: Please do not google "phimosis" or even think of going for its image search.
Regards,
Your sincere friend.
Sounds like it is time for the scissors to come out :eek:
One minute I will post some pics.
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Wow is mine supposed to look like that? :afrog:
Oh no pictures please :eek: I have an image permanently burned into my mind already :sick:
So the girlfriend isnt with you for the looks then :lol: