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Hey, I managed to cut the file size of my company's program from 150 megabytes to 25! I must be 1337!
Or maybe I just realized all the pictures were stored as very... very... large bitmaps and converted 'em to jpeg. Who knows?
PS: The jpegs look almost exactly the same as the bitmaps, even zoomed in because the pictures are very large.
I threw up in my boss's office. You don't hear me bragging.
:afrog:
How did that reduce filesize?
They removed my info from the employee database.Quote:
Originally posted by alkatran
How did that reduce filesize?
:)
Yes, but your boss probably put a lengthy report in your record outside the company :cool: . The bytes, they grow! They multiply! AAAAAAAAAH RUN WHILE YOU'S STILL CAN!
I hear you loud and clear. I will burn the building down tomorrow.
:wave:
Kill the building and wear it to work.
Interesting, I will buy this idea for no less than one zillion moneys...Quote:
Originally posted by wossname
Kill the building and wear it to work.
Pay me the zillion monkeys and I shall aquire it for you.
Send to my current monkey cage at
The white House,
Washington
America
:D
Done, it's a bit crowded, so they had to throw out this Bush monkey... he was stupid... even for a monkey - anyways, give me the idea!Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Pay me the zillion monkeys and I shall aquire it for you.
Send to my current monkey cage at
The white House,
Washington
America
:D
Here you go '...........'