It's a lie

Venerable Bedes Life story and blaspheny

I do not come from "Near Sunderland" at all. This is blasphemy and I damn all you Sunderland scum.

Your mum kept it a secret to stop the loony men coming to get you :D

Yes you do...you are officially a maccum :D Hahahaha

"in his mind, at least, he travelled far"

mmmhmm, that's the guy

How dare you imply that I have been nowhere.

I went to South Shields once.

It was poo so I decided to trek home. I believe, like the great Chinese emperors that the centre of the world is Newcastle.

You are all peasants !

and you all wear synthetic underwear :D

Are you a saintly one?

Are you the insane one? :D