I found these technical terms for common every day events in New Scientist:
Explosion = Spontaneous Rapid Disassembly Event
Fire = Uncontolled Thermal Event
Bursting = Unplanned Loss of Containment
Crash = Deconstructive Deceleration
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I found these technical terms for common every day events in New Scientist:
Explosion = Spontaneous Rapid Disassembly Event
Fire = Uncontolled Thermal Event
Bursting = Unplanned Loss of Containment
Crash = Deconstructive Deceleration
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Death = loss of independant life sustaining functions :D
Nuclear Meltdown - Unrequested fission surplus
sleep = temporary cognitive suspension
argument = non-peaceful interpersonal data exchange.
Baldness - Chronological forehead encroachment.
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Melting - Diminishing Structural Integrity Due To Positive Thermal Imbalance
Editorial Deadline (De) - Hypothetical Point in Near Future At Which Work Remaining Must Equal Nil. (footnote: De always lapses before W=0)
jargon = usage of discombobulated language resulting in cerebral obtuseness
Implode - when something sucks so badly it goes bang. Apple Mac units have been known to do this.
Fast - Velocitous and expedient change of displacement from a given spacial coordinate. e.g. in "fast" vehicles, often attributable to adornment with acceleration enhancing decals referred to colloquially as "Go Faster Stripes".
Green - The hue of that portion of the visible spectrum lying between yellow and blue, evoked in the human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 490 to 570 nanometers.
stop sign = often ignored non-verbal insistance of velocity cessation
computer crash = impromptu incompetency-induced leisure time
Plain English - The prescribed technique of employing comprehensible and unambiguous speech or literature to convey insight or information to another person or entity in such a manner as to avoid condescension and superciliousness that could conceivably and detrimentally affect the guidance thereby imparted.
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Police = Governmental instrument of exaggerated ineptitude.
Post office = Arcane mail delivery system
Petroleum - Plant and animal based explosive corrosive liquid propellant.
Telephone - Lit "Distance sound" Enables vocal communication over unlimited distances by means of electromagnetic and electrostatic signals transmitted via radio waves and lengths of extruded copper.
Pop music = audiovisual stress aggravation catalyst
mouse = electromechanically enhanced feline prey
mallet = instant hardware incompatibility resolver