Got back together with my girlfriend today.. well yesterday... 4 hours ago.
Gotta love that feelin' (ooo pun)
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Got back together with my girlfriend today.. well yesterday... 4 hours ago.
Gotta love that feelin' (ooo pun)
Did the doctor say you were all clear?
You should ask her how many men she slept with when you were apart? :p
and how many women :p
And ask her if she wants to sleep with the women again. You need a high precision digital camera and a good sitting position. I recommend a good zoom :D
I prefer 2048 * 1536 pics, thanks.
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Originally posted by visualAd
You should ask her how many men she slept with when you were apart? :p
Ohhhh....no way...thats the only thing you don't realy want to know...it is the hardest question to avoid, but you still don't want to know it...
The more men the better :DQuote:
Originally posted by NoteMe
Ohhhh....no way...thats the only thing you don't realy want to know...it is the hardest question to avoid, but you still don't want to know it...
That means then that she has chosen you over all those other men and clearly thinks you are better.
You lot really know how to make a man feel good about himself.:ehh:
I had a major confrontation with DW's ex husband last night, he was getting aggressive but I managed to talk my way out of a scrap, which DW was very impressed by. Brownie points aplenty!
God, I swear that guy needs a good kicking though.
Is this the older woman your on about ?
can you tell us how old you are, how old she is, what's in your left back pocket please?
He is 23...she is nearly 40...;)Quote:
Originally posted by Acidic
can you tell us how old you are, how old she is, what's in your left back pocket please?
right........
I can see some people in their early to late 30's that look nice, but not really that many above 35 if any. But then I'm 18.
...and whats in his back pocket...priceless!Quote:
He is 23...she is nearly 40...
:wave:
-Lou
I would NEVER date a female surgeon.
I would never date..
I say good for him. :wave:
I know. You have an arranged marrige with a frog. :bigyello:Quote:
Originally posted by NoteMe
I would never date..
As long as I don't have to date just **** I am fine...;)Quote:
Originally posted by visualAd
I know. You have an arranged marrige with a frog. :bigyello:
I'm sure she slept with 50 guys over the 2 weeks we were apart when I was her first boyfriend.
riiiight :afrog:
:lol: i thought that said
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I'm sure she slept with 50 guys over the 2 weeks we were apart when I was with her first boyfriend
Hey, thanks for bolding that in size 72. Makes me feel great.
I thought you said that.Quote:
That's what I thought I said ... repeatedly and honestly ... I like men ... A LOT
Ohhh i do and YOU are top of my rape list :lol: :lol:
Good luck making it throug the front door. I've rigged it to explode the next time it's opened ... ooh my mail is here!
*Sits round the door frame sniggering.
OHHHHHHH GET THE PHONE *RUSH*
Get out the way of the door alka.......
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