hey how is it going over there buddy?:wave:
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hey how is it going over there buddy?:wave:
I have sunburn :cry: :cry:
The sheep have abandoned me and i cant make jelly to save my life. The cows are going to be furious :( :(
oh man, and those are sick mad cows!!!
We have no mad cows :eek:, we just have some with slightly too many heads :D.
Don't listen to him. He has foot & mouth. :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Electroman
We have no mad cows :eek:, we just have some with slightly too many heads :D.
Am not, I'm standing on it. :D
Foot & Mouth was simply a result of not enough people going round cow tipping :D :D.
Hey, you just need to beat them with a stick until the madness comes out, .and it will soften the meat...
When I went to California in 2001 loads of people asked if I had foot and mouth.
I just replied I have feet and mouth :rolleyes:.
Pre tendered beef :lol:
You should have used your flexable body and put your foot in your mouth and said. 'What do you think?' before removing your foot.
They could think you had mad cow disease then :lol:
Lots of men with guns asked me that when I went through customs:Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
They could think you had mad cow disease then :lol:
Customs officer: "Have you been on a farm or ranche in the last six months."
Me: "Nope - I live in London."
Customers officer: (* puts hand on his gun *) "Is that a farm?"
Me: "No"
I think I'd have been shot if I said yes :lol:
They do tend to be a bit overkill in America.
Did he REALLY ask if London was a farm??? :lol: :lol:
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Originally posted by Electroman
Foot & Mouth was simply a result of not enough people going round cow tipping :D :D.
I have never done that before...but I soooo want to do it....can I come over to the UK, and tipp some cows?
Don't they have agriculture in Norway yet? :lol: Go to a zoo they should have a cow there. In the "Weird and Unexplained Creatures" area. :D :D :D
No - I actually said I live in Slough.Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
They do tend to be a bit overkill in America.
Did he REALLY ask if London was a farm??? :lol: :lol:
I think London looks funnier though.
Customs officer: "Have you been on a farm or ranche in the last six months."
Me: "Nope - I live in London."
Customers officer: (* puts hand on his gun *) "Is that a farm?"
Me: "No - its a zoo"
Customs Officer: (* takes out radio *) "Backup - I need backup. I've caught an escaped monkey with mad cow disease."
Wow a talking monkey. Can you write Hamlet yet? :lol: :lol: