If I were ....

If I were a bird I would poo on the heads of everyone I do not like and nose dive into the people I hate :D

If I were the king of the world, I tell you what I'd do.
I'd make the fools of life jump into the river with you.:eek2:

If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a monkey.

If I were a compiler then...
Expected "End If"

If I were Bill Gates, I would run naked in the streets, none can stop me, Im the geekest rich in the world...

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Originally posted by Xcoder
If I were Bill Gates, I would run naked in the streets, none can stop me, Im the geekest rich in the world...

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And the richest geek too. :)

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Originally posted by Xcoder
If I were Bill Gates, I would run naked in the streets, none can stop me, Im the geekest rich in the world...

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I thought his real name was Willy not Richard :eek2:

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Originally posted by visualAd
If I were a bird I would poo on the heads of everyone I do not like and nose dive into the people I hate :D

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I always thought you were a bird :eek:

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Originally posted by Wally Pipp
I always thought you were a bird :eek:

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No I'm a chick :lol:

You close to Wernham Oggh ? Say hello to Brent for me :p

If I were a rich man...manamanamanamana.......

I would rather be a sparrow than a snail
yes i would, if i only could, i surely would

I would rather be a hammer than a nail
yes i would, if i only could, i surely would

:lol:

If I were a vagina, I'd be a right c**t :P

:rolleyes:

Always one isnt there :lol:

TIMMAAAAAAH

If I were...A woman, I would never leave the house.
If I were...A dog, I would hump your leg, then piss on it.
If I were...A cop, you would get brutalized.
If I were...Gay...Yeah, you wish!
If I were...Your mother, you would have been aborted.
If I were...Your father, you would have been sold for a six pack.
If I were...Your girlfriend/wife, I would become a lesbian!
If I were...You, I'd kill myself!

Self-loathing is a wonderful hobby.

I have a friend that often says that if he was woman he would be a major slut....do you ever think things like that?

No :lol:

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I have a friend . . .

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Translate to 'I have a problem . . .'

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Originally posted by yrwyddfa
Translate to 'I have a problem . . .'

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:lol: - You only gotta look at his signature :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by Xcoder
I have a friend that often says that if he was woman he would be a major slut....do you ever think things like that?

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I dont trust Junior Members in dresses.

What are you looking at Juniors in dresses for? :lol:

God dam it stop hacking my web cam VB :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by visualAd
:lol: - You only gotta look at his signature :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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LOL, Im getting rid of that signature right now...:lol:

If I were a hot slut, I'd go to Waverly-Shell Rock High school... Crap! I do!! But I'm not a hot slut... Hot, but not female either... Why isn't the AC on in this lab, anyway?

Noteme doesnt mind what gender you are as long as you are hot :lol:

Ooookay..... this thread is starting to scare me...

Noteme, I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!

Ok, I feel better now...





































If I were a computer mechanic, I'd remove the spaces above this line.










If I were a computer programmer, I'd write a program to remove the spaces above this line.









If I were a neat freak, I'd go insane when I saw the spaces above this line.






If I were a paradox, I'd never end.

VB Code:

If IAmVBCommandLine Then
   Exit Sub
Else
   ShootNoteMeForBeingGay
EndIf

:lol:

If I were :afrog: I would be the forum mascot!!!

If I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, everyone would be in love with me.

I'd eat you, then dump you out like the pile of chit you are.

Ha ha... I said chit... ha ha.