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meh?
I have one of those on my roof :D.
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Number 1.
The Larch!
A Laaaaarch....
MAN THATS A SH*T LOAD OF HEMP!!!!!!!!!
and now.
Number 4.
The Larch!
no...that's not hemp (I know cause I have one at home) It is in fact......a Larch! (no one knows what I am refering to??? Where are the lads from the UK??? They should know)
:p
Christmas tree? fern tree?
Well its obvious I know. :DQuote:
Originally posted by ahara
no...that's not hemp (I know cause I have one at home) It is in fact......a Larch! (no one knows what I am refering to??? Where are the lads from the UK??? They should know)
:p
come one guys. Thisi is a classic!
ok....think back to 1969.....England....a group of very un-orthodox comics....ayyyyyy Larch!
I have never watched monty pyton, but thats my guess....
give the man a cigar:thumb: any python fans out there? They were THE masters of silly (this forum made me think of 'em:bigyello: )
And now..
The Horse Chestnut!
<cheers>
That's blasphemeous (sp?). You MUST watch The Life of Brian, The Quest For The Holy Grail, and all 12 falty towers episodes. The meaning Of Life is optional and so are the flying circuses. Make it your todo list for next week.Quote:
Originally posted by Xcoder
I have never watched monty pyton
Reminds me of Orr from Catch 22?Quote:
Originally posted by Cander
And now..
The Horse Chestnut!
<cheers>
I crack up every time I think of him finally explaining to Yossarian why he was beat up by Nately's Hore, with chestnuts in his cheeks (during the explanation that is, not the beating).
Has anyone else read that book?
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Originally posted by Acidic
That's blasphemeous (sp?). You MUST watch The Life of Brian, The Quest For The Holy Grail, and all 12 falty towers episodes. The meaning Of Life is optional and so are the flying circuses. Make it your todo list for next week.
you didn't like The Meaning of Life? I thought it was brilliant (and hilarious)....I can hear the melody now....."every sperm is sacred..." And how about all the animation done by Terry Gilliam? Wasn't he a genius!?:D ....maybe I am too much of a fan....I even liked Jabberwocky
Oh I liked it, but it was no where near as brilliant as the others.
You know, I think I will, Im in the mood for weird english humour...now, you people gotta watch some Cantinflas, this guy is the ultimate funny guy in the spanish speaking world, just by looking at him you start laughing...I bet you can get some of his movies in UK, his older movies are the best ( '40s-'50s I think).Quote:
Originally posted by Acidic
You MUST watch The Life of Brian, The Quest For The Holy Grail, and all 12 falty towers episodes. The meaning Of Life is optional and so are the flying circuses. Make it your todo list for next week.
If someone knows what Im talking about PM me!!
WHAT THE ****??
The Flying Circii are NOT optional you heathen!
That's not a larch anyway its a plain pine.
Onwards to Camelot!
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On second thoughts, lets not go there. 'tis a silly place.
There are waay too many qoutes.
I am King of Brittania
I can't remember voting for you
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Help help, I'm being repressed.
We are the knights who say Eki-eki-eki-eki....
(guy in background): Ni!
Crucifiction?
Yes.
down the corridor, 2nd left.
Crucifiction?
Yes.
down the corridor, 2nd left.
Crucifiction?
No.
Oh ok, exit's over there
Nah, I'm only kidding, I'm really here for crucifiction.
OK, down the corridor, 2nd left.
Cardinal Fang. Fetch....The comfy chair!
>>Hello...I've come for an argument
>>no you haven't
>>yes I have
>>no...you haven't
>>have to
>>have NOT
>>...oh, just a second...have you come for the five minute argument, or the longer one
>>five minutes will do
>>OK, you need to pay first, then we can argue
[customer pays]
.......[silence]
>>well, let's argue!
>>I told you, you have to pay first
>>but I just paid
>>no you didn't
>>yes I did
>>no you didn't
>>OH THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS!!
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We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whenever able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.
I have to push the pram a lot.
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Genius or what?