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It's 3:00 on 23 April where I am at, and there hasn't been a new question posted in a week. That must mean that all of the world's problems have been solved this week! I don't know whether to sleep well because I am now very safe or not sleep at all because I am so excited.
It's just the calm before the storm my friend...... Canada's invasion plans are almost complete. We're warming up the huskies as we speak.
: prepares raw meat to throw as a diversion for the huskies:
:heads back to the bunker:
Britain: Invasion measures already in place in case the Canadians manage to kayak all the way across the pond...
* Mil-Spec Celine Dion proof plexi glass in doors and windows.
* Brian Adams proof tyres on all civilian vehicles (resists any of his records up to and including "The only thing that looks good on me is you")
* Extra broken twigs and dog crap along the coast lines to slow the progress of RCMP officers (who stop to sniff and taste every clue in their path)
* Anti-Sled mines and cardboard-cutout old ladies placed at pedestrian crossings to lure helpful Canadian citizens.
* Propaganda: 24/7 Southpark repeats.
I'm afraid we're doomed!
Whats going to stop the "BIG GIANT HEAD THAT WAS CAPTAIN ADMIRAL KIRK WHO IS THE UNSTOPPABLE WILLIAM SHATNER"
!!!
:eek:
No need to worry about her, she's already been deployed as an advance task force to Vegas...... as for Shatner, at present, his werabouts are unknown :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by wossname
* Mil-Spec Celine Dion proof plexi glass in doors and windows.