I'm in Love with a German FIlm Star

I once saw in a movie

Germans don't like to die in wells, you know.

:)

Was he blonde? :)

I'm a Dutch porn star . . .

Listen:

"eeve com to feex you are freeedge"

It wasnt me was it. I was a German film star many years ago. Now i am just a old dog.


OHHHHHHHHHHH the good old days

*VIOLINS*




:cry: :cry:

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Originally posted by yrwyddfa
I'm a Dutch porn star . . .

Listen:

"eeve com to feex you are freeedge"

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Eh, a real dutch porn star would say something like this:

Schat, als je even bukt, kan ik beter bij je sterretje... ;)

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Originally posted by Michael_Kamen
Eh, a real dutch porn star would say something like this:

Schat, als je even bukt, kan ik beter bij je sterretje... ;)

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I don't suppose you are planning to translate that, are you?

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Originally posted by manavo11
I don't suppose you are planning to translate that, are you?

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Scat, get away from the butt, it can't get better than a big steering wheel...

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Originally posted by crptcblade
Scat, get away from the butt, it can't get better than a big steering wheel...

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:confused:

Hmmm...maybe I should have hired a better translator...

:rolleyes:

Schnell Helga, schenell....(SP?)...:D...I am not that good at this, am I...:D

EEVE CORM TO FEEEX YO ARE FREEEDJ

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Scat, get away from the butt, it can't get better than a big steering wheel...

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:D :D

It's something like this: ;)
Bent over, honey, I'll have less effort reaching your clit.

And I don't agree with it :mad: A real pornstar would never say honey... :p

:lol:

zet de schuurdeur maar open, de koeien moeten op stal !

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Originally posted by Wally Pipp
zet de schuurdeur maar open, de koeien moeten op stal !

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I've never heard a dutch porn star say that to his female collegue.. :lol:

Not that we have much porn stars.. :)

ooo voy, yoinky doinky:D

Oh well, thats swedish:lol:

not realy that´s loony english:o