Well, I made it to martyrsville
Thought it would be a smash
Not quite what I had in mind
A swamp, a date tree and some hash
Where are the virgins?? We were promised virgins!!
I keep shouting to no avail
Now there's a curious sight
Didn't know allah had a tail?!
Well, got my equipment back
My arms, my legs, my pr**k
Was happier a chairbound terrorist
'fore jews blew it all to bits.
