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It's official! Binary is now owned by Bill Gates. He has patented 0 & 1, and therefore can claim direct ownership of any product made in binary, and claim a percentage from it! This is no joke...
http://www.theonion.com/onion3311/microsoftpatents.html
We can all kiss goodbye to the right to use that unless we pay for it! :( You've got to hand it to him though, it's a bloody fine idea! :D
Dont believe everything you read. This is a joke
You're not accusing "America's finest news source" of joking are you? Sacrilige! :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by davebat
Dont believe everything you read. This is a joke
It is a joke, I just wondered how you'de all react! :D
Older.Than.Dirt.
Thick as ****! :DQuote:
Originally posted by kasracer
Older.Than.Dirt.
Jeez, that was a quick reply!Quote:
Originally posted by Spetnik
Dumber than ****
(although, if you want to get technical, I have heard that asterisks are pretty smart):p
Oh My God...I just sent Gates a check for all the times I had used a 1 or a 0 since March 1998!
Does this mean I can stop paying service fees to Al Gore using his internet. I mean he did create it right??? So, I do have to pay him to use it right??
Just pay me, and I'll make sure the money gets to him. :)
via me and a strange shaped gorrila named Boris!!! ;) ;)