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Anybody ever notice when your driving down the street and if you are in the inner lane and you come up to a street that has someone in another car waiting for the traffic to clear,,they just drive right out in front of you causing you to slow down real quick!!!!!!!! damn that pisses me off...it happend to me 5 times when i was going and comming from school today....
what is it with people?? is there a stupid button that gets pushed when they are in a car that directs them to cut someone off?
Or especially when some ******* takes up all the parking spaces on the street..when in the first place he could just
spend alittle more effort to park there garbage can of a car with a little more decentcey?
My freind made a drawing that suits that problem..
She drew Mickey Mouse standing with a sign that said "Hey ****head! next time am gonna bring a can opener and carve a opening in your car to get my car out!" and mickey's other hand is flipping him off. haha
Ok gotta stop typing about this nnow..or am gonna get upset...lol!
any one with road rage stories?
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Every day to work on the M25
no need to say anymore
Ian
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Batman why don't you just use your bat rockets on your batmobile to get rid of them and make the road bat better for bat everone else
Ian
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On road rage...
Why the hell do people feel the need to go all the way around a roundabout on the outside lane. No bugger else can get off then!!
What are you playing at you idiot. And when you pip your horn they look at you as if you're the fool for wanting to get off the roundabout.
Sometimes I just wish I had a crap car so then I could just floor it and ram the arse end of them sending them spinning off the road.
I think we should compile a list of the worst drivers (regardless of sex or creed please):
Warburtons Bread Van Drivers
Taxi Drivers
Old Men wearing Flat Caps and Smoking Pipes (probably also wearing slippers too!)
That should start it off...
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Mavis And Deardrie taking there afternoon drive in quite a power full car doing 30 in a 60
Ian
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I was driving on a roundabout and came off one of the juctions which lead on to a dual carrige way.
Picture this I'm in the left hand lane and a guy in a volvo (Tank) about a half a car length is in the right hand lane.
A short way up there is a car turning right off the carrig way.
All of a sudden the guy in the volvo swerve's into my lane.
I hit the anchors and start beeping him calling him all the names under the sunn.
This is the bit that really wound me up.
he turns round, I then realise he has a large piece of cotton wool taped over his left eye. he then starts shouting abuse at me saying he can't see cause of this problem with his eye.
Wan$%r
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Thats so true
I think there should be a lane made soley for the purpose of the stupid and old....hey batman...i know of a way you can blow the stupid people away with your bat rockets!
Next time the stupid are on the road...just call them anyone of batman's bat enemies names and say that you will have to stop that stupid....errr bad person and then just blow them away... you will be doing us all a favor.
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Tommorow I have got the perfect solution to a week's worth of M25 Road rage. I'm going 4X4 off-road buggy racing followed by an evening of the usual see who can get plasted the quickest. by sunday all ny rage and stress will be completly evaporated.
Only one journey left for the week to get home, and it's bank-holiday weekend traffic, oh joy, oh fun
Ian
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My leaving do starts in an hour and I plan to be shitfaced by 7:00
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Gary mate, Drink one (or ten) for me. :)
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My road rage today..
I was coming back from school today and i was on the freeway,
and there was a huge traffic jam...so i just sat there patient and then i saw this stupid woman in a mercedes in front of me who was not paying attention to the road..she was to busy looking in her purse while she was driving..
You would think someone would learn to pay attention to the road after a couple times of slamming on the breaks to avoid the person in front of you..but no she never learned,
traffic would start to move along and she would start looking in her purse again..then slam on the breakes...
she did that about 5 times...then she got upset that she had to wait so she just turned on to the side of the freeway where there is no road and went around everyone.
Where do these people get the nerve?
Also has anyone ever noticed how people will just walk out into the street directly into on comming traffic?
Do these people have a death wish? or just stupid?
Seeya
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The V(ery) Basic Highway code:
Retaliation:
Those pedestrians who cross the road right when your coming:
Mow 'em down and leave them there like road kill
That woman in the Mercedes:
I would have rammed into her.
People who cut you off:
Overtake them and cut them off.
People who go through red lights:
Overtake them and make them wait the length of time you had to wait.
People who blow there horn:
Blow it right back at them.
People who swear at you:
Tell him you've slept with his girlfriend
Advice:
You know how cars with sirens get through all the traffic, just follow their wake so you get all the free space, too.
The hard shoulder is a prime overtaking opportunity
Red lights are just the governments way of saying, I'm not insuring you, but feel free.
Flowers in the middle of roundabouts were made to be driven over.
Parking lots are great places to ram into expensive people's cars
Only wait for a pedestrian to cross the road if its not fast enough to move out of the way
Bicycles were made to be rammed into
Lorry drivers are babies and just cut them off if they're going too slow. Then phone that number on the back saying 'Badly Driven: Phone 0800 xxx xxx' and get to son of a female dog fired.
Baby on board just means ram the front.
Disabled parking spaces are made for late people
Never get out of the car to engage in a fight, just mow the bastard down.
Petrol stations are great places to light a fuse before leaving.
Drive through the rollers in car washes to break the damn thing.
If somebody is tailgaiting you, floor it, keep it like that for a while, do a 180 and play 'chicken' with that bastard.
Volvos were made to be driven off cliffs.
