HAHAHAHA!!!!

This is Ben.Stappleton.

I have Gary.Lowes account - he left his machine open. Mistake!

Want to know what I've done with his machine whilst he left it unlocked???

Look out for more posts....

Hmmm :(

Let this be a lesson to you all!

Never leave your PC unlocked when you go for lunch

HaHa Mr.Lowe

I knew I'd get you eventually. I had a full 15mins to play and you'll probably never know the full repurcussions of what happened.

For all:

Just as a taster of what happened, here's an excerpt of the last time Andy left his machine open and a collegue had a play:

From: Gary Lowe
Sent: 08 June 2000 20:16
To: Patrick Ina; Matt Graveston; Steve McMaster; Colin Blakemore; Mike Nodding; Andy Kay; Paul Duddy; Paul Abbott; Ben Stappleton
Subject: Change

It just came to me in a flash.

I am a beautiful buxom blonde, trapped in the body of this pathetic weakling.

I am going to have 'the op'!

There's no talking me out of it!

I must do it before the end of this month, so I can go on holiday looking prettier than Rachel from S-Club 7.

All the boys will be chasing me!

Even you guys!

It will also mean there will be more females in MBS!

You wont be able to resist my charms!


Love,
Gaz (Georgina).

That was nothing compared to the eMails I sent...

hehehehehe,
next time I see a blond from the UK, I am Staying Away from her(/him incase its gary)

You know

Here I am working working my arse off (Hmmmm) and these juveniles abuse my trust.

Anyway it's payback time.

There is no chance of Payback Mr Lowe.

Your much feared boxing skills are no match for my underhand cunning and sneaky tactics.

And I can run quite fast.


All:

Here's another eMail sent from Gary's account to the General Manager...

-----Original Message-----
From: Gary Lowe
Sent: 24 August 2000 11:42
To: Kathy Needham
BCC: 13 Recipients
Subject: Our Relationship

Kathy,

I think it's time we came clean to the rest of the office about our relationship.

I realise it's not working (especially with my recent "coming out"), so I've decided to leave the company and elope with my new boyfriend Steve McMaster.

I hope you can learn to forgive me, but if you can't - I frankly don't care!

Yours,

Fluffy Snuggle Bunny

Thats not right!!


Its Fluffy Liver Tush