What are you? The turtle or the hare?
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What are you? The turtle or the hare?
The crack addicted, chain smoking, mutant three-eyed frog.
What are you?
:D , I'm just myselft. Boring is it?
Is that a type of elf or hobbit? :ehh:Quote:
Originally posted by debbie_82
I'm just myselft.
I'll definitely settle for the elf. :DQuote:
Originally posted by mendhak
Is that a type of elf or hobbit? :ehh:
So... what is that thing?
What is that thing? the elf you mean?
An elf has long hair pointed ears and most of all they are handsome or beautiful :-)
And let's not forget their sweet voices and their love for trees and nature. But they are bad, because they forgot their friendship with the dwarves.
But of course I don't forget my friends.
In that case I like elves due to their aesthetic aspects. :bigyello:
What about the hobbit?Quote:
Originally posted by mendhak
And let's not forget their sweet voices and their love for trees and nature. But they are bad, because they forgot their friendship with the dwarves.
Hairy palms. :sick:Quote:
Originally posted by debbie_82
What about the hobbit?
Now Ents.... they be cool. :afrog:
Pardon my lack of knowledge about these characters but I can say they are interesting. :-)
What are Ents? Entities? like water and fire and air?
Don't you remember the walking trees? Ents are 20 feet tall and are older than mankind itself. They're real slow too, and they take a long time to speak. They've been around since the beginning, and the first and second and third Ages of Man are just a passing moment to them.Quote:
Originally posted by debbie_82
Pardon my lack of knowledge about these characters but I can say they are interesting. :-)
What are Ents? Entities? like water and fire and air?
Actually know that you described them, I kind of remember Lord of the Rings, also the game Heroes. I know what they are but I guess I don't know their names. :D
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Originally posted by debbie_82
Location: East
Hmm... You sure you aren't an Orc? :D
I do have seen Lord of the Rings and the least character I want is the orc. They are bad, and they are disgusting.
What might be their good qualities?
Skins as tough as hides, and a ruthless ambition for whatever task they set themselves to.Quote:
Originally posted by debbie_82
I do have seen Lord of the Rings and the least character I want is the orc. They are bad, and they are disgusting.
What might be their good qualities?
Are you describing youself??? :DQuote:
Originally posted by mendhak
Skins as tough as hides, and a ruthless ambition for whatever task they set themselves to.
Don't forget goblins. Everyone forgets us :(
Can u please describe goblins, I'm bad with names. :blush:Quote:
Originally posted by plenderj
Don't forget goblins. Everyone forgets us :(
Goblins are usually drunk. They live in Ireland. They drink a lot. And they live in Ireland. And they tend to repeat themselves a lot. They repeat themselves.Quote:
Originally posted by debbie_82
Can u please describe goblins, I'm bad with names. :blush:
Much like British Gas engineers (except they're only 6 feet tall).Quote:
Originally posted by mendhak
Don't you remember the walking trees? Ents are 20 feet tall and are older than mankind itself. They're real slow too, and they take a long time to speak. They've been around since the beginning, and the first and second and third Ages of Man are just a passing moment to them.
I'm not a drunkard andQuote:
Originally posted by mendhak
Goblins are usually drunk. They live in Ireland. They drink a lot. And they live in Ireland. And they tend to repeat themselves a lot. They repeat themselves.
I don't live in Ireland and
I don't repeat myselft
Therefore I'm not a goblin???
No. But you're an elf with a bad keyboard. :DQuote:
Originally posted by debbie_82
I'm not a drunkard and
I don't live in Ireland and
I don't repeat myselft
Therefore I'm not a goblin???
Or maybe you're an elft. :eek:
I am a chinese washboard :)
Goblins = Saurman's helpers at the very beginning of number 1?
Nothing wrong with being an Orc, you get to be called "Orcsies" :p But, apparently I look like Smeagol, with my comb over and all, so I shall stake a claim to that character. :)
I thought they were with the Orcs as Merry and the other hobbit were kidnapped?? Uruk-Hai...Quote:
Originally posted by Pc_Madness
Goblins = Saurman's helpers at the very beginning of number 1?
what the hell are you tolkien about ?
Sorry, had to post this one again:Quote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
what the hell are you tolkien about ?
http://www.mendhak.com/humor/show.php?id=48
:lol: :lol: :lol:
tried some of them together with my brother; had a great laugh !
Yeah I'll drink to that! :bigyello:Quote:
Originally posted by mendhak
No. But you're an elf with a bad keyboard. :D
Cool site...Quote:
Originally posted by mendhak
Sorry, had to post this one again:
http://www.mendhak.com/humor/show.php?id=48
One of the coolest...:cool:
:lol: I was so going to do that yesterday. Went to see it, and if no-one was in there I would have done some of the stuff. :pQuote:
Originally posted by mendhak
Sorry, had to post this one again:
http://www.mendhak.com/humor/show.php?id=48
:confused:Quote:
Originally posted by Pc_Madness
:lol: I was so going to do that yesterday. Went to see it, and if no-one was in there I would have done some of the stuff. :p
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Originally posted by Pc_Madness
:lol: I was so going to do that yesterday. Went to see it, and if no-one was in there I would have done some of the stuff. :p
Oi PC the guy selling the popcorn did he ask you out?...Quote:
Go to the now empty film showing dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused....as I think I may have been touching myself just a little too much in the last recent months or so
Nope. Goblins were in The Hobbit. It was goblins that brought Bilbo to the caves of the Misty Mountains where he found the ring. That well preceeds Saruman's decline. In fact, I think I recall that Sauron first created goblins as permutations ofelves when he was at Angbad (or did Melkor do that before then?). It was only after Sauron restored power in Mordor that he created the "Uruks" or "Orcs", which were then bred or replicated (and possibly improved) by Saruman. :)Quote:
Originally posted by Pc_Madness
Goblins = Saurman's helpers at the very beginning of number 1?
I'm guessing that is Filbert with long hare? :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by debbie_82
What are you? The turtle or the hare?
Whose Filbert?:blush:Quote:
Originally posted by WorkHorse
I'm guessing that is Filbert with long hare? :rolleyes:
A turtle tit. One of the several offbreeds from VBForums.Quote:
Originally posted by debbie_82
Whose Filbert?:blush:
Also, one of Rocko's Friends. (You know? Rocko's Modern Life? )