Daily Telegraph

In my opinion, this is the best newspaper ever.....why?

Because regardless of how many stories I skip, it always takes me the PRECISE length of my train journey to work to read it from beginning to end.

A newspaper that can consistently provide me with 105 minutes of reading material every day is a very good thing, in my opinion.

You commute for over an hour and a half.

Jesus. I thought the 3/4 of an hour it took me to get to work was a lot.

I hope you get paid a lot.

Nope, but I only work 10 until 4 :p The beauty of working somewhere other than the place on your contract :)