Questions on life, the universe and everything

Ok then

I've noticed all theese threads that are trying to explain everything and going into great detail. I can answer any question about life, the universe or anything so please post some of those question's here and I will answer them for you

Ian

What the hell is 42 the answer to?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

That's my point exactly Very.

There is no point to any thing it just is, so get used to it. When douglas adams's wrote that book, he used 42 becuase it is completly pointless trying to fathom out every single part of exsistance and there is no definative awnser, so he just used some number he thought out of his head.

So I'm just wondering there is so many post's on this site about things that don't really have any explanation.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to insullt the people who have posted in some of these discussions (some of them are quite interesting) but as one of my favorite sayings goes

It just is
Get used to is

Sam - A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as he wanted to, then go down the pub, drink ten pint's, pass out, wake up the next morning and have to do it again becuase he forgot
how may he threw last time ;)

Right That my 2 pounds worth

Ian

What if the woodchuck was under 18 and couldn't get served? (fairly likley they only live till 4)

He would do what most other under age people do , find the nearest offy, wait around untill an adult comes past and go "Oih mate , go in and get us some white diamond will you."

The answer to life is...




Beer:D:D:eek::D:D


By the way my cat's at it right this moment

Gary, How's your Cat?

and how did you know I was going to ask that?

His cat's probably in that position when you first see it, you squint your head trying to work out what they are doing. You wonder why it's tail is so straight, and then you realise it's actually its leg. And then you finally figure it's actually pruning its genitalia.

So you can answer any question eh? ok
so tell me what the color purple tastes like?

hehehe







Later

The colour purple has an aquired taste and is something like slightly fermented, dried Yak's vommit and goes well with a nice chardonnay

next please ?.

Ian

Ianpbaker, u sound like the guy from Rich Barch's Illusions.

infact i agree with much of ur attitude in that, "let things b". I could probably summerize the Missah's hand book in 1 sentence:

do what you want, when you want and how you want, because everying is an illusion and cannot hurt you.

and i kinda agree 'cause it's pretty much true, nothing can hurt u if u don't let it

Except for knife wielding maniacs.

And your missus on a bad time of the month

;) well hey, if you follow the "missah's" way you'd not bother about any thing else, because nothing is real, and you are the God of your own world. the master of your own dreams etc... you get the idea. the world is not made of atoms or physcial substance but a figment of your own imagination etc...
a dream is not a dream if you know it's a dream...

Sound's like the matrix to me

Reality is a just temporary illusion caused by a lack of alcohol in the bloodstream.

How long is a string?

BTW did you know that a sphere is the same thing as a globe turned up side down only smaller.

Oh an other question:
If you're not supposed to drink and drive how does it come that you have to show your drivers license when you enter a bar? And why do the same bar have parking places?

It's a Conspiracy, every one is out to get you, they are watching you now, get out quick. to late ...........

next please ?

I always take the car cause by the end of the night I'm to pissed to walk home.






Only joking!