About Me

Hello Everyone,
This is my first time on this forum so I will tell you a little about myself. My name is Bob and I'm an Alcoholic, Workaholic, Substance Abuser, Nymphomaniac, Necrophiliac plus I like to dance naked in my neighborhood carwash to Michael Jackson songs. I love the feel of raw meat on my naked skin. I like to get naked and strap raw T-Bones to my thighs and run naked through the neighborhood and have the dogs chase me.

I used to be employed as a computer programmer, but I went loco after 96 hour coding binge. I was found in the company cafteria, lying in a puddle of my own drool, scribbling If..Then..Else statements of my life, on the side of the coke machine.

My life is okay now...I guess...I met a woman, at least I think she is...I don't want another "Crying Game" experience...UGH!...I Couldn't get the taste out of my mouth for a week!. I have tried to meet women at bars, but I end up getting drunk and vomiting on them when I say "Hi". I guess they don't like that.

I also have an anger management problem and I'm on probation for snapping the neck of some twit at a fast food joint for asking me, "Do you want fries with that?"..."You ****ing idiot", I screamed, "The ****ing extra value meal already comes with fries!"..."ARRGGHHH...Die you ****ing nit."...The manager banned me from the restaurant, after I was arrested and taken to jail. Too bad, I liked their cheeseburgers.

Anyway, that's pretty much who I am...So who are you???

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Originally posted by Memnoch1207
Hello Everyone,
This is my first time on this forum so I will tell you a little about myself. My name is Bob and I'm an Alcoholic, Workaholic, Substance Abuser, Nymphomaniac, Necrophiliac plus I like to dance naked in my neighborhood carwash to Michael Jackson songs. I love the feel of raw meat on my naked skin. I like to get naked and strap raw T-Bones to my thighs and run naked through the neighborhood and have the dogs chase me.

I used to be employed as a computer programmer, but I went loco after 96 hour coding binge. I was found in the company cafteria, lying in a puddle of my own drool, scribbling If..Then..Else statements of my life, on the side of the coke machine.

My life is okay now...I guess...I met a woman, at least I think she is...I don't want another "Crying Game" experience...UGH!...I Couldn't get the taste out of my mouth for a week!. I have tried to meet women at bars, but I end up getting drunk and vomiting on them when I say "Hi". I guess they don't like that.

I also have an anger management problem and I'm on probation for snapping the neck of some twit at a fast food joint for asking me, "Do you want fries with that?"..."You ****ing idiot", I screamed, "The ****ing extra value meal already comes with fries!"..."ARRGGHHH...Die you ****ing nit."...The manager banned me from the restaurant, after I was arrested and taken to jail. Too bad, I liked their cheeseburgers.

Anyway, that's pretty much who I am...So who are you???

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Is this what a career in programming does to you??:rolleyes:

Yeah. Weirdly enough I wrote an alphabetised list of all the programming languages I could think of, on the inside front cover of the Feb 2002 Playboy mag.

Hi Bob. I like the name Bob, Bob. Bobe Hope was the greatest. Wasn't he?