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if you ever had a meaningful relationship with a woman(which i dont think any of you have since you all computer nerdz) *things, hmm but except me of course*
you probably can get this joke
"Whats the difference between a woman on PMS and a Terrorist?"
............
if you cant get it...
here is the answer
you can naggotiate with a terrorist...
rate it between 1-10 (10 being cazmoblasticly good)
kovan
+10 and a gold star
Hi
the joke is V. good but i hate to dissapoint you i am indeed a computer nerd, but i am currently in a meaningful relationship and have been for 2 years and 3 months, sorry
Merlin ?
nothing wrong with being a computer geek...
i consider myself a total nerd
althou i think i have a sense of humor
(and from the reply i got from you, you were being WAY to serious) life's short
it will hunt ya down, no matta where you are
enjoy it
and laugh at a good joke
hi,
catch me if you can!!
Merlin ?
rate the joke damn it :)
i already did
i said it was VERY GOOD!!
Merlin ?
9
I give it a 10
Err, 8?
I was until recently ( :( ) blessed with a girlfriend who didn't really suffer form PMT. Or rather I didn't suffer from it :D Would have been 2 years on Friday the 25th of August, so it was certainly meaningful.
9. Any girls I know/have known didn't tend to show too many signs of PMT. Either that, or they're secretly murderesses.
On a scale of 1-10, 10 being best..i give it a 25 cause it is the truth!
I had only one real girlfriend in my life, all the other girls have just been that wham bam thankya mam'm kinda thing.So i know where your comming from
when your in a meanigful realationship with a woman and you argue or disagree over something..JUST GIVE UP!
cause no matter how right you are the woman will still be right.
God could come down to earth for the sole purpose to prove your girl wrong..and it wont do any good. she is still right.hehehe
You could be eating a chicken sandwhich and tell your girl "This is a great chicken sandwhich" and she would say "
oh so what are you saying...you dont like food i make you? huh?" heheh then you could say "Thats not what i said, i was just saying that this is a good sandwhich!" then she
gives you "THE LOOK", yeah all of you guys who had a real girlfriend know what am talking about by "THE LOOK".
i swear it feels like a death sentance through the eyes..lol
well not that bad...but pretty bad:)
Yeah but even through all the fighting and arguments...we had some kick ass times :).
Hey harry sorry to hear about your realationship...i know breaking up sucks ass, here's a "pat on the back" for ya man.
I could fill up this web site with all the feelings i had after THE BIG BREAKUP i had..but eh i wont.
Sees Yas.
*Sniff* *Blows nose* ;) Thanks Sopht, it's okay hehe, over and done with. We had great times, no regrets.
5 Its been arround for a while!
In Scotland we have a good Sense of humour,
My wife told me a funny one the other day,
What do you say to a woman with to Black eyes? (Bruising)
Nothing you've told here twice already!
Please my wife did tell me it no womens libers Its a joke and to be taken that way.
Cheers
Spud
It was a pretty good joke, I give it an 8.
To all computer nerds I find it difficult to believe you guys can't get girlfriends cause I'm a total full on geek/nerd and I got a girlfriend.
My advice is when you go to a girl and ask her out, all you have to say is this - I'm a computer wiz and I.T's the future and I'm gonna make lots of money. Once they hear the word "money" there all over you. This is from personal experiences.
Best place to go on a first date is the zoo. Cause girls love animals.
'Money' and 'future' are the words to use.
You say: I love you
She says: I'm a bit tired, so I'll just go home
You say: Alright. Do you want to go out for dinner tomorrow?
She says: I'm busy this week. Phone me next week and I'll see
You say: What's your number?
She says: It's getting late, I'd better go home.
You say: I can take you.
She says: I'll walk thanks.
You say: But home's ten miles away
She says: I'll hitchhike.
You say: Good Night, then. (Moving in for a kiss)
She says: Bye. (Gives you her hand to kiss)
You say: Did I tell you I own an oil field
She says: Really? But I love you for you, darling
(Kiss)
She says: So dinner tomorrow at eight?
You say: Sure
(Kiss)
She Says: I love you.
You say: I've got so much money
(Kiss)
You say: And a great future
(Kiss)
You Say: I'll drive you home?
She says: Sure
(Kiss)
That's some omen for you (there are some who don't care about money, but I have never met one.)
8 for the classic joke but i've heard it too many times.
what's the differnce between a ton of bricks and a ton of cats?
you can use a pitchfork to move the cats.
I have only been with one girl in my life that doesnt care if i have money but the rest want money and lots of it..
It sucks but oh well it's life.
I give it a 6, used to be about Jewish Mother in Laws.
How do you keep a programmer entertained for hours ?
Write P.T.O on both sides of a piece of paper:)
Quote:
Originally posted by kovan
if you ever had a meaningful relationship with a woman(which i dont think any of you have since you all computer nerdz) *things, hmm but except me of course*
you probably can get this joke
"Whats the difference between a woman on PMS and a Terrorist?"
............
if you cant get it...
here is the answer
-10..that joke sucked wookie balls
you can naggotiate with a terrorist...
rate it between 1-10 (10 being cazmoblasticly good)
i'd have to give it about a 6, as there is a ring of truth to it.
(with can't being the operative word)
:D
I feel like hitting you... hard... with something made of led and measuring at least 5 cubic metersQuote:
Originally posted by kovan
if you ever had a meaningful relationship with a woman(which i dont think any of you have since you all computer nerdz) *things, hmm but except me of course*
you probably can get this joke
"Whats the difference between a woman on PMS and a Terrorist?"
............
if you cant get it...
here is the answer
you can naggotiate with a terrorist...
rate it between 1-10 (10 being cazmoblasticly good)
well don't!!Quote:
Originally posted by vbNeo
I feel like hitting you... hard... with something made of led and measuring at least 5 cubic meters
ON a scale of website backgrounds, I give it faded ivy along the lefthand side, the rest is yellowed brick.
Bodwad and myself have been together now for 3 years and we both work in computing.
A mans best friend is his dog.:eek:
My wife run off with my best friend.
God, how I miss him!
Regarding the original joke, what is PMS?
I am not that good with english... :(
The other ones are good.
Here is a good one too:
A son asks his father: Dad, is it ture that in some countries a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Father: That's true everywhere, son. Everywhere.
PMS - Post Menstual Stress/Syndrome
Mensuation = Change in Homeones.
Change in hormones = Violence, unpredictibility and bad moods.
I used to know a girl who got PMS two weeks before her peroid and for two weeks after :D
Hell on earth :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by visualAd
I used to know a girl who got PMS two weeks before her peroid and for two weeks after :D
I give the joke a 10 now :DQuote:
Originally posted by visualAd
PMS - Post Menstual Stress/Syndrome
Mensuation = Change in Homeones.
Change in hormones = Violence, unpredictibility and bad moods.
I used to know a girl who got PMS two weeks before her peroid and for two weeks after :D