A dog?

John: What is the name of that dog?
James: "Witch"
John: That dog over there...
James: "Witch" is the name of that dog!
John: That is what I am asking!
James: I told you, "Witch"
John: You know, that dog...
James: "Witch" is its name!
John: Yes, what is his name?

and so on....

hehehehehehehe

That's like that old abbott and costello parody
"Who's on first?" hehe.

I was trying to remember that whole routine and post it up here, but I couldnt even remember 1/4 of it