If Life had a suggestion box what would you put in it?
Mine would be that we need more Fridays, Holidays and Nudity.
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If Life had a suggestion box what would you put in it?
Mine would be that we need more Fridays, Holidays and Nudity.
Don't **** up like you did with Edneeis anymore!
:D
Dear Management,
Overall I am pleased with you product LifeXP For some reason though, I was mistakenly given the OEM version as I received no Instruction book and no CDs or DVD's. This would come in handy in case of a system failure should the need to re-install life become required.
Thank You
B
PS: Have you ever considered giving Michael Jackson a refund?
Suggestion: You know that one girl that sits behind me in English? Yeah. Make more of her.
:D :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by The Hobo
Suggestion: You know that one girl that sits behind me in English? Yeah. Make more of her.
Free beer.
I think what you really mean is, "make her like me".Quote:
Originally posted by The Hobo
Suggestion: You know that one girl that sits behind me in English? Yeah. Make more of her.
Dearest Life:
What, I gotta win the lottery to make some money? C'mon ya cheap *******!!
Sincerely,
Concerned Participant
a free beautiful woman on the install disk.
Dear God.
There seems to be a bug in my OS. It seems to make me unattractive to my girlfriend about 12 weeks of the year.
She always seems grumpy for some reason during those weeks, what am I doing wrong? Her excuse is a very old Steve McQueen sci-fi flick. I haven't even seen "The Blob" for ages, and we certainly don't have it on DVD.
Funny, that seems to be the only time my girlfriend DOES show interest in me. :confused:Quote:
Originally posted by wossname
There seems to be a bug in my OS. It seems to make me unattractive to my girlfriend about 12 weeks of the year.