Dumb Advertising

Just saw this on a search return on Google...Anyone else find any stupid advertising on the net?

I ain't seen anything that dumb in a long time. The stupidest thing I ever had was when my bank kept trying to persuade me to re-mortgage the house. I was 15.

I've had telemarketers call me all the time about buying vinyl siding for my house....only I didn't have a house...I was living in an apartment at the time.

I ask telemarketers for their home phone numbers.