Guys and girls,
I am best-manning my best-friends wedding in a couple of weeks and I'm writing my speech. I thought I might chuck in a few 'traditional' wedding jokes - if I can come up with some that are reasonably inoffensive!!! :)
For 'traditional' I guess you could read 'stereotypical' - but relating to the best-man's role, something along the lines of:
Can anybody think of anything along similar lines? I'd accept submissons relating to any religious/ethnic group (in the fine tradition of not being PC when telling jokes!). However, the more 'generic' the group the less likely I am to offend anyone!Quote:
'I'm glad this is a traditional English wedding, where all the best man has to do is shite himself silly about making a speech, and not a traditional Hill Billy wedding where I'd have to be the bride's brother. And the groom's dad.'
Anything you can come up with would be apprecciated.
(What am I letting myself in for ? :P)
