Anybody think of a clever and interesting name of a printer monitoring application?
Anybody think of a clever and interesting name of a printer monitoring application?
Microsoft Word?
Gutenberg
... or Johannes (his first name).
Already a free ebook project name. Quite an extensive library, i must say =)Quote:
Originally posted by MartinLiss
Gutenberg
Z.
Johannes doesn't sound very much like software for some reason.
Sounds more like a fabric store.
PrintSpy but maybe the folks at XMLSpy will be upset.
PrintHog
SprintPrint or
PrintSprint or
Jessica or
James or
Fred
PrintMon ?
PrintMon already exists - with the snappy advertising quote:
What I am looking at is more like outlook rules wizard - but triggered by printer events rather than incoming emails...Quote:
It can commendably anti- waster of print paper and decrease the consume of printer ,can help you calculate the cost of every employee ...
How about Spoolie... Kinda like our pal Clippie in MS Office
"The spool rule tool" :D
PrinterWatch
oh yeah.. and add XP to the end of it.. even when it works on every OS from 98.. companies love to do that..
PrinterWatchXP
then make a regular and a pro version
PrinterWatchXP free
PrinterWatchXP Pro 1 million dollars
It doesn't run on the toy operating systems....but it is written in .NET so maybe PrintWatchXP.Net 2003 Enterprise :)
PrintWatchXP.Net 2003 Enterprise PRO SP2 (build 1326484)Quote:
Originally posted by Merrion
It doesn't run on the toy operating systems....but it is written in .NET so maybe PrintWatchXP.Net 2003 Enterprise :)
PrintWatchXP.Net 2003 Enterprise PRO SP2 (build 1326486) Linux Edition
Z.
PrintWatchXP.Net 2003 Enterprise PRO SP2 (build 1326486) Linux Edition for Macs
:p
You forgot to change the build number =PQuote:
Originally posted by kleinma
PrintWatchXP.Net 2003 Enterprise PRO SP2 (build 1326486) Linux Edition for Macs
:p
PrintWatchXP.Net 2003 Enterprise PRO SP2 (build 1326672) Linux Edition for Palm OS 4 release 1
Z.
damn.. just like my production applications!! :DQuote:
Originally posted by Zaei
You forgot to change the build number =P
Z.
PrintWatchXP.Net 2003 Enterprise PRO SP2 (build 1326673) Linux Edition for Palm OS 4 release 1 Beta
PrintWatchXP.Net 2003 Enterprise PRO SP2 (build 1326676) Linux Edition for Palm OS 4 release 1 Distributed Network Version Beta 3
Z.
Wow.... :pQuote:
Originally posted by Zaei
PrintWatchXP.Net 2003 Enterprise PRO SP2 (build 1326676) Linux Edition for Palm OS 4 release 1 Distributed Network Version Beta 3
Z.
Bahahah - that cracked me up! :)Quote:
Originally posted by Zaei
PrintWatchXP.Net 2003 Enterprise PRO SP2 (build 1326676) Linux Edition for Palm OS 4 release 1 Distributed Network Version Beta 3
Z.
How about so0mething boring and unoriginal like 'PrintSpy'
printmon.api - :p
GiveVBDMoney
PrintWatchXP.Net 2003 Enterprise PRO SP2 (build 1326721) Linux Edition for Palm OS 4 release 2 Distributed Network Version Beta 3 Media Center Edition
PrintWatchXP.Net 2003 Enterprise PRO SP2 (build 1326726) Linux Edition for Palm OS 4 release 2 Distributed Network Version Beta 5 Media Center Edition Extended for Higher Education, and Large Scale Networks
Z.
PrintWatchXP.Net 2003 Enterprise PRO SP2 (build 1326726) Linux Edition for Palm OS 4 release 2 Distributed Network Version Beta 5 Media Center Edition Extended for Higher Education, and Large Scale Networks
man this app is going to need a big box when it hits shelves just for the title :D
And can you imagine the books -
PrintWatchXP.Net 2003 Enterprise PRO SP2 (build 1326726) Linux Edition for Palm OS 4 release 2 Distributed Network Version Beta 5 Media Center Edition Extended for Higher Education, and Large Scale Networks for Dummies
Quote:
Originally posted by Merrion
And can you imagine the books -
PrintWatchXP.Net 2003 Enterprise PRO SP2 (build 1326726) Linux Edition for Palm OS 4 release 2 Distributed Network Version Beta 5 Media Center Edition Extended for Higher Education, and Large Scale Networks for Dummies
hahaha
but ya know in all seriousness... PrintWatch isn't a bad name.. as most of the other common names have all been taken
Every combination of two or three English words has been taken - including PrintWatch. Current working title is Sesheta which is the name of the Egyptian goddess of writing and measurement...although not a lot of people know that :D
How about :
Pork Sword or maybe
Saxon Sausage or maybe
Spunk Trumpet!!:)
or magic bean stalkQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
How about :
Pork Sword or maybe
Saxon Sausage or maybe
Spunk Trumpet!!:)
or skin flute??? meat whistle??
how about
"Your employees are printing PORN, monitor that s|-|1T."
Or
"Your employees are printing their resumes...so they can get a better job and leave this s|-|1T Hole...Monitor the experience they're lying about."
Or
"Paper ain't cheap you bastards...Keep your employees from wasting your corporate printing budget...monitor that s|-|1T"
Or
"Tired of your employees ****ing off all day, printing porn, chain letters, their resumes, their kids school lunch schedules, jokes from other office idiots...then get this ****in' software that not only monitors what those son-of-a-bitchin bastards are printing, but also sends them an instant message informing them if they keep doing that ****...they'll be going home missing a few fingers and toes...just enough to cover the costs of what they have wasted!"
Sounds like Tony Soprano has gotten himself an IS mgt job...Quote:
Originally posted by Memnoch1207
how about
"Your employees are printing PORN, monitor that s|-|1T."
Or
"Your employees are printing their resumes...so they can get a better job and leave this s|-|1T Hole...Monitor the experience they're lying about."
Or
"Paper ain't cheap you bastards...Keep your employees from wasting your corporate printing budget...monitor that s|-|1T"
Or
"Tired of your employees ****ing off all day, printing porn, chain letters, their resumes, their kids school lunch schedules, jokes from other office idiots...then get this ****in' software that not only monitors what those son-of-a-bitchin bastards are printing, but also sends them an instant message informing them if they keep doing that ****...they'll be going home missing a few fingers and toes...just enough to cover the costs of what they have wasted!"
Pretty funny tho memnoch :cool:
:DQuote:
Fantastic! I'll have to get a copy (especially if it has source code so I don't have to actually write this beasty)