Would a newspaper accept a derogatory obituary?
You know how most obits in the papers are really smarmy? "Sorely missed...", "Pillar of the community..." that sort of stuff.
What would happen if the deceased was either a complete pillock, and or the person placing the notice hated his guts, do you think the newspaper would accept an obit along the lines of:
Quote:
JOE SOAP
19xx to 2003
What a jerk! You never returned my mower you doofus! And as for those stupid ties you always wore- Yuckk!
The world's a better place without you, that's a fact, with your stinky feet and boils.
I hope you Rot in Hell with steaming vats of boiling bat puke mixed with caustic soda poured on you every hour.
