Don't suppose anyone has any spare tickets ? ;)
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Don't suppose anyone has any spare tickets ? ;)
Nope :(
Gonna watch it in a pub :)
I think I've watched all the Ireland games so far in the pub.
Closest place to me, that anna's willing to set foot inside, is the Kudos Bar in the IFSC.
Its very upmarket - for tin of fruit types ya know.
And there's me with my Ireland jersey screaming out in the middle of the bar.
Quite amusing :)
No sorry. But then I'm not much of a soccer fan.
...riiiight....:confused:
Anyway - Cussacks isn't a million miles from the IFSC and it's not a bad pub to watch the rugby. I'll probably be in the merrion on the grounds that travelling past Lansdowne to go into town to watch a match that is at Lansdowne makes no sense whatsoever.
Whereabouts in cussacks ?
I've only been living in the city centre for a few months now...
Tickets are like golddust to get one your going to have to pay an arm and a leg.
I mean who's is going to give up to chance to see Ireland whip England's backside :)
Who's willing to predict the score? We can run a competition!
A guy in our dun laoghaire branch has two tickets to the match :D
... about the Irish rugger fan seriously injured in a car crash. He's quite mangled, and the surgeons have to castrate him.
So when he comes round, the Doc has to break the news: "Sorry Paddy, but you've lost your testicles" Of course, the guy faints from shock.
When he comes round again, the Doc says "I'm not surprised you fainted: not every day you get your testicles cut off, eh?"
To which Paddy says "Testicles! I thought ya said my Test Tickets!"
I dunno if I'd miss my balls that much.
If I had a few of my soldiers on ice, then I don't see what further use I could have for them.
Some definite advantages to not having them though ;)
A guide for anyone comming over
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Pub Etiquette
The crucial thing here is the "round" system, in which each participant takes turns to "shout" an order. To the outsider, this may appear casual; you will not necessarily be told it's your round and other participants may appear only too happy to substitute for you. But make no mistake, your failure to "put your hand in your pocket" will be noticed. People will mention it the moment you leave the room. The reputation will follow you to the grave, whereafter it will attach to your offspring and possibly theirs as well. In some cases, it may become permanently enshrined in a family nickname.
Time
Ireland has two time zones: (1) Greenwich Mean Time and (2) "Local" time.
Local time can be anything between ten minutes and three days behind GMT, depending on the position of the earth and the whereabouts of whoever has the keys. Again, the Irish concept of time has been influenced by the thinking of 20th century physicists, who hold that it can only be measured by reference to another body and can even be affected by factors like acceleration. For instance, a policeman entering a licensed premise in rural Ireland late at night is a good example of another body from whom it can be reliably inferred that it is fact closing time. When this happens, acceleration is the advised option; shockingly, the relativity argument is still not accepted as a valid defence in the Irish courts.
Irish People and the Weather
It is often said that the Irish are a Mediterranean people who only come into their own when the sun shines on consecutive days (which it last did around the time of St Patrick). For this reason, Irish people dress for conditions in Palermo rather than Dublin; and it is not unusual in March to see young people sipping cool beer outside city pubs and cafes, enjoying the air and the soft caress of hailstones on their skin. The Irish attitude to weather is the ultimate triumph of optimism over experience: Every time it rains, we look up at the sky and are shocked and betrayed. Then we go out and buy a new umbrella.
Clothes
Visitors to Ireland in mid-March often ask: What clothes should I bring? The answer is: All of them!
Green
Strangely enough, Irish people tend to wear everything except green, which is associated with too many national tragedies, including 1798, the Famine and the current Irish soccer team. It's possible that green just doesn't suit the Irish skin colour, which is generally pale blue.
Gaelic Games
St Patrick's Day brings the climax of the club championships in Gaelic games, which combine elements of the American sports of gridiron and baseball but are played with an intensity more associated with Mafia turf wars.
The two main games are "football" and "hurling", the chief difference being that in football, the fights are unarmed. There is also "camogie," which is like hurling, except that in fights the hair may be pulled as well.
Schools rugby
St Patrick's Day also brings the finals in schools rugby, a game based around the skills of wrestling, kicking, gouging, earbiting, and assaults on other vulnerable body parts. The game is much prized in Ireland's better schools, where it's seen as an ideal grounding for careers in business and the law.
Signposting
In most countries, road signs are used to help motorists get from one place to another. In Ireland, it's not so simple. Signposting here is heavily influenced by Einstein's theories (either that or the other way round) of space/time, and works on the basis that there is no fixed reference point in the universe, or not west of Mullingar anyway. Instead, location and distance may be different for every observer and, frequently, for neighbouring road-signs. Ireland is officially bilingual, a fact which is reflected in the road-signs. This allows you to get lost in both Irish and English.
Religion
Ireland remains a deeply religious country, with the two main denominations being "us" and "them". In the unlikely event you are asked which group you belong to, the correct answer is:"I'm an atheist, thank God". Then change the subject.
hahahaha !
Ofd course you could always win tickets here...
I'm getting ready for the grand slam, hence the new Avatar.
17-16 to Ireland :)