It's the end of the world!!!

It's the end of the world...Repent...Repent!!!

hmmm Italian Chicken.

Where's the pub? Guys?

Whos for a chinese as a last meal


mmm i could do will special fried rice and sweet and sour balls with a couple of cans of Cider.


So whos dropping the nukes then, place your bets here... :D :D :D :D

I got a mini nuke, bought it down the army surplus store last week.

DAM U!!!!


I bet a fiver on Iraq :D :D :D :D :D

Oh and heres your rice. I though i would get a video but then i remembered somebody said there was an action film on tv ummm what was it called...............
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oh yes

News Flash - Nuke Attack


:D :D :D :D

Cool, we can go down and watch it in my new nuke shelter. I got it half price when I bought the mini nuke.

Only if it has central heating because it will be dam cold when the nuclear winter hits. i aint sitting in a cold place then. I want comfort!!!! :D :D :D

I have a man fitting the central heating in now.

I also got a load of hot water bottles and fluffy slippers. :D

Bunny Slippers???

Is NW going to be their because i would feel safer if you had him as a play mate :D :D :D :D

What about a microwave to reheat this chinese when we get desperate in a few months :) :) :) :)

Don't worry, it'll be like a proper little apartment. We'll have a fridge a cooker a microwave and a tin opener.

We can invite a few friends but there's only room for 6 so they will have to be really good friends, or offer a load of booze.

Hmm how about Natalie Portman she can be a very good friend of mine if she wants :D :D :D


Are we going to grow grapes cause i like grapes.


Hmmm this was all a good idea and all but isnt the nuke supposed to be OUTSIDE the bunker. Stop cradling it as though its your baby :) :) :)

Only seedless grapes, I don't want people spitting little pips all over the place.

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It's the end of the world

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as we know it... and I feel fine ;)

And no Bannanas because we will slipping on the skins for the rest of our lives!!!


Have you arranged for garbage collection??? It might smell otherwise :D :D :D :D


Do you have any anti smell devices like a Glade Plugin or Haze air freshner??? :) :) :) :) :)


I am bringing my dog is that ok??? :confused: :confused:

It's 3:11 AM here. I must be out of my mind. I'm not tired in the least bit...

entertain me :D

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It's the end of the world!!!

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Welcome to hell. :p

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Is NW going to be their because i would feel safer if you had him as a play mate :D :D :D

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GN doesn't like me anymore. :(

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We can invite a few friends but there's only room for 6 so they will have to be really good friends, or offer a load of booze.

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Is Jamie one of your friends?

Dam not i am going to place pully system on everything so that i never have to bend over to pick anything up!!!! :D :D :D


I have been in hell ever since i joined this forum. I cant get away froim it and do any work

help help!!!! :) :) :) :)

Here.

Ive made you a cup of tea and a snickers bar.

Enjoy !!:)

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Dam not i am going to place pully system on everything so that i never have to bend over to pick anything up!!!! :D :D :D


I have been in hell ever since i joined this forum. I cant get away froim it and do any work

help help!!!! :) :) :) :)

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Here.

Ive made you a cup of tea and a snickers bar.

Enjoy !!:)

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Who was that direct to?

I went to Byker last night to see a band.

After the gig I went to the chippy and guess who I saw.

Sadam.

He ordered a Halal deep fried Mars bar with chips and curry.

He said his wife ordered him out of the house for his tea because he was getting under her feet.

Nice chap.:)

Well guys, are we all ready to shut ourselves in?

I got a scrabble board but some of the letters are missing.

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I got a scrabble board but some of the letters are missing.

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You got screwed badly :p

no that phrase wont work we have no W's :D :D :D :D


Hmmmm thanks for the snickers





N.B NW Anyone with strange desires while we are in this bunker together

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no that phrase wont work we have no W's :D :D :D :D


Hmmmm thanks for the snickers





N.B NW Anyone with strange desires while we are in this bunker together

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n.b?

I just want to make absolutely clear now...

NO NUNS IN MY SHELTER!!!

No clowns either.

NW are you bringing your silky pjs? The pink ones with the fluffy bunnies on them.

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NW are you bringing your silky pjs? The pink ones with the fluffy bunnies on them.

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Nah the dog used them as a scratch mat and they're all torn.

"******OONY"

That must be worth 189 points.

Knock...Knock


Hey..................theres someone at the door.

Our little invasion of France did little but agrivate the cheese eaters.

I think we should go back.

we could use my mini nuke.

Wahey, nuke the French Fries!!!

I have to get back to work.

STOP DISTRACTING ME BY MAKING ME USE THIS FORUM!!!!

*Bodwad Drop Kicks the Nuke into France


Should Go Off In


5...

2

goggles on...



BOOM!!!

NO No No No NOOO

*Bodwad pulls another mini nuke from behind the couch and drop kicks it into France

Now count properly

5...
4...

3,2,1...BOOM!!!

Microwaved froggies legs!!!

do you think France is now out of the picture then??? :confused: :confused: :confused:

maybe we should use a third, just to be sure.

Have I missed something ??

My sister fancies you Gingernut.

Oh, by the way she's a Nun.:D